KRHimself's definitions

kentucky fried curse

In 1985, the Hanshin Tigers won the Japan Series (baseball). Their supporters looked for player look-alikes and convinced them to jump into a river than ran through Osaka. When they couldn't find a look-alike for Randy Bass (a bearded white American), they went to a nearby KFC store, took the statue of Colonel Sanders, and dumped it into the river.

The Tigers haven't won a Japan Series since, and their fans will tell you that the reason is because Colonel Sanders hasn't been found since that time, either.

I'll tell you the real reason why they haven't won a Japan Series since 1985... it's because their team is absolute shite and are nothing compared to the team from Fukuoka.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

ufap

Unlawful Flight to Avoid Persecution.

basically a formal way to describe running from the law.

they added a charge of UFAP on the top of another charge.

by KRHimself June 10, 2006

sheeut

another word for shit.

holy sheeut!

by KRHimself November 9, 2003

the shocker

Going to town with one in the brown.

My friend and I gave Paris Hilton the Shocker last night.

by KRHimself December 18, 2003

new york

The most overrated city in the world, massively overhyped by the American press and people in general. Former New Yorkers all rave about how great the city is, yet don't live or even visit the actual city anymore. Currently being run (poorly) by Michael Bloomberg.

If New York is the "Greatest City in the World," then North Korea must be the Greatest country in the world.

by KRHimself March 21, 2005

subway in tokyo

phrase used to describe a very, VERY crowded place.

Look at all these damn people in here. I feel like i'm in a subway in Tokyo.

by KRHimself September 3, 2004

otaku

Japanese word/adjective which roughly translates into "infatuated", "extreme fanatic", or "obsessed to the point of being borderline deranged."

mainly used to describe the Wapanese people who watch ridiculous amounts ofanime. they, in turn, will use the word to dsecribe themselves, as if they are actually proud of being otaku. they don't know that the word has a negative meaning to it.

1: I'm so otaku, I have all the latest Yu-Gi-Oh things, and I just bought the new Ayumi CD! So ureshii!

2: Jesus Christ...

by KRHimself September 3, 2004