taks

not a very well known abbreviation for sarcastically saying "that's a knee slapper"
often mistaken for saying 'thanks'
*hears a stupid joke*
"Oh yeah, taks"
by Kim March 28, 2004
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frenching

a form of affection or kissing between two people that when x-rayed would look like a worm fight. Two slimy things going at it. It is also often referred to as spit swapping, tonsul hockey, tounge dancing, or worm wrestling.
I hate it when people are frenching in the hallway they should get a room.
by KIM March 02, 2004
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gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification
Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.
by kim November 17, 2006
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pounce

"Damn, he's hot. I'm gonna pounce him tonight."
by Kim July 28, 2003
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netphoria

A wonderful place to express your concerns about life. Responses often include "no one care" or "but did you get head?"
You: I went for a wonderful walk along the beach with my girlfriend tonight

Them1: No one care.
Them2: But did you get head?
by kim September 27, 2004
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5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.
Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"
by Kim July 10, 2004
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