artifaction

1. Appearance
2. Physical appearance, especially when pleasing.
3. A distinctive, unified manner of dress or fashion.

Kiko: The artifaction for this fall will be...this 1700s Kabuto Samurai Hat
Fashion guru: So garish!
Kiko: Quiet!

by Kiko July 19, 2004

tardus extremus

An exceedingly dull-witted person; also "tardus-extremus."

Mike is a tardus extremus.

by Kiko February 04, 2004

eggshen

crazy fucking old guy that has a lazy eye, is slunched over, and has a limp

that eggshen motherfucker bugged the crap outta me so i kicked his fucken cane from under him

by kiko March 09, 2005

Trunco

From Latin, "to maim."

Iuguolo, interficio, trunco, evinco!

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Yo-girl

A caucasian female who embraces the urban language/lifestyle.

Stupid yo-girl wouldn't go out with me because I don't have a lame souped-up CRX, and can't hang with her loser car-club pals.

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Dark Forces

Any organization, religious sect, cult, or entity wrought on destruction and/or forceful takeover of those unwilling to join its/their ranks; Those who use Dark Power.

Who will defeat the Dark Forces?!

by Kiko December 18, 2003

Dihydrogen oxide

Water, chemical compound of.

"Ban dihydrogen oxide! It is a dangerous chemical!"

"That joke was funny, maybe 4 years ago."

by Kiko December 17, 2003