ElfQuest

Extremely long running (25 years) comic strip, which started out independently in 1978, was snapped up by Marvel in the 80s, and went downhill from there. Features an extremely similar style of art to the French masterpiece Sambre, except with more colours. One of its best features, however, is that a large proportion of the characters have mullets, and later on, some gain massive great sideburns as well. MISE!
by KHD August 03, 2003
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Lemar

"Urban" singer who, for some reason, stresses his vowels way too much.
"The sound of the burrrds and the biiiis, bringin' yuu tuuu your kniiis, is all I wanna duuuuu..." - A Lemar song.
by KHD April 20, 2004
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Self abuse

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".
"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."
by KHD August 20, 2003
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omg

Possibly the most irritating piece of chatroom vernacular in existence. Often used by teenage girls in chatroom who, for some reason, punctuate their sentences with "Like", "Totally", "soooooooo" and "Lolz."

Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B!"
"OMG WTF! u nevaz did dat, like, dats like, fkin gay! if i did dat id be like, wowz!!!!" - Actual AOL chat quote.
by KHD August 27, 2003
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Mize

Mize, also mise. Magic the Gathering vernacular, referring to any unexpected yet beneficial event. Corruption of "Might as well..."
"Ah ha! I mized a shock!"
by KHD June 07, 2003
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wimmin

Alternative spelling of "women". Preferred by rabid psycho-feminists because it eliminates the "men" aspect. The singular of this word is "womon".

Also see "wofem".
"Jacqui was struck by a bolt of schadenfreude as she and the other wimmin read their copies of 'The Efemcipated English Handbook' by Bina Goldfield."
by KHD November 22, 2003
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Vagina Dentata

A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.
"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."
by KHD February 16, 2004
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