sloppy seconds

Giving her one within hours of her ending a relationship. Especially if she was the partner of one of your friends.
"So, Christian. How was it doing Mark's sloppy seconds?
by KHD August 30, 2003
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Rocky

A Frankenstein's monster with a Charles Atlas body and a pair of silver swimming trunks. Created by Frank N. Furter, first "love" was Janet Weiss, and was killed by Riff Raff, Frank's butler. All in one day.
"Ohhh.... Rocky.... how could you??? <sob>" - Frank N. Furter
by KHD July 18, 2003
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Kabazzah

Noun. A sexual technique of Eastern origin which translates as "holder" and refers to the female using vaginal muscle contractions to "milk" the penis. It requires much, much practice.
"Bloody hell, Hermeira can do the kabazzah... She REALLY made my stick sting!"
by KHD February 19, 2005
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Fucklog

A diary containing the dates, times, and locations of all your amorous encounters.
"Hey! Get out my fucklog!" said Sylvia to Jeanette, as the latter was reading about Sylvia's cocksucking exploits behind the Dog & Trumpet.
by KHD September 01, 2004
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manascrewed

Being extremely strapped for mana, that is, not drawing enough lands/other mana sources to cast the majority or entirety of the spells in your hand.

Normally, if you are manascrewed, you will be trashed.

Opposite - manaflood
"ARGH! That's the 14th draw in a row I've not scored land! Manascrew!"
by KHD August 27, 2003
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Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
by KHD August 03, 2003
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pwned

Corruption of "owned". Used amongst gamers to describe doling out a savage beating to a fellow gamer - or, "serious pwnage".

Pronunciations range from "poned" and "pooned" to "pwooned" and "pwunned". I favour the latter pair myself.
"Well, no wonder... we were all pwned!"
by KHD July 16, 2003
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