KHD's definitions

scrub

Scrub, an otherwise inferior person in some what way. Most often refers to social standings, i.e. anyone who isn't The Big Jock or similar. Also refers to people who failed to make it onto whatever team/club/board/group, and also, in online gaming circles, refers to somebody who is not inexperienced but not very good at it. Also used in Magic the Gathering, as a derogatory term for a player who is inferior to you.

"Come here, scrub!!!"

by KHD August 12, 2003

Cuntionary

Non-gender-specific dictionary.

"Look it up in the cuntionary!"

by KHD August 21, 2004

Roger the Cabin Boy

1. An apocryphal character in Captain Pugwash, along side Seaman Stains, Master Bates.

2. An obscene and most likely illegal game played in the Navy.

1. "Where's Roger the Cabin Boy? Har har har!"

2. "They were only playing Roger the Cabin Boy in there!"

by KHD September 13, 2003

Self abuse

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".

"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."

by KHD August 20, 2003

McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with the sole intention of using their toilets. If you tell a passing staff member that you'll buy their food afterwards, you have taken a McShit With Lies.

"Right... hold on people, I need to go for a McShit."

by KHD August 2, 2003

duel masters

Trading Card Game which is strictly inferior to Magic the Gathering. You can tell the calibre of a TCG by the name of its sets, and if "Evo-Crushinators of Doom" and "Rampage of the Super Warriors" are anything to go by, DM won't last very long.

Oh, and some of its cards are named "Fatal Attacker Horvath" and "Miele, Vizier of Lightning" (a common, by the way.)

Me: "I've got some Duel Masters cards to sell here... Foil Bolshack Dragon..."
DM Kid: "WOW!!! I'll give you £14 for it!"
Me: "Deal. Well done, and you certainly have been."

by KHD May 10, 2004

mistressbate

Female masturbation. A fringe psycho-feminist term because it eliminates the male-dominant "master" bating.

"Olivia, although she was happily married, often engaged in mistressbation while her husband was away on long business trips."

by KHD January 27, 2004