Definitions by KHD

Communism 

A nice idea (Everyone is equal, everything is shared) but one that falls to bits when greedy humans get in the way.

True communism has never been achieved on any significant scale in known history.

Communism by KHD January 10, 2005

bog troll 

The thick set bloke who stands in the gents in London clubs and passes you paper towels and squirts you soap, then stands looking disapproving until you give him a handful of pound coins.

The bog-troll at Trap disapproved of my £1.20 and smacked me in the face. I shan't be going back.

bog troll by KHD December 26, 2004

neocon 

Neoconservative. Originally used to describe left-wingers who crossed the floor, neocons are on the authoritarian right, rather than the traditionally conservative libertarian right. They tend to be very pro-war and adopt the mentality of "We're better than you and we know it."

Some more vulgar people call them Neocunts.

"I don't really like Kerry, but I'd rather see him in power than those horrendous neocons who currently run things!"

neocon by KHD October 12, 2004

Fucklog 

A diary containing the dates, times, and locations of all your amorous encounters.

"Hey! Get out my fucklog!" said Sylvia to Jeanette, as the latter was reading about Sylvia's cocksucking exploits behind the Dog & Trumpet.

Fucklog by KHD September 1, 2004

Blazin Squad 

1. A bunch of chavs who make a lot of noise but are no real threat, hence, a flash in the pan.

2. A boy band who pretends to be hard by giving themselves silly names (Reepa, Rocky B, Kenzie, etc) and thinking they're from the ghetto, when in reality they're a load of suburbian pretty boys with no talent whatsoever. Probably in 10-15 years time all of them will be married to random "normal" women with 2.4 kids and a Ford Focus and a steady job. Talk about life on the streets!

1. Hide your Burberry, here comes a Blazin Squad.

2. Anyone who likes Blazin Squad and wouldn't kick them out of bed is either a) deranged b) desperate or c) both.

Blazin Squad by KHD August 31, 2004

Cunt Pump 

The most offensive cocktail in the world. It consists of gin, with a dash of tomato juice, some French mustard, a tiny dribble of water, and rather than a cocktail umbrella, a tampon.

Shayla slapped Kandron when he asked for a Cunt Pump, not realising that he had given up absinthe.

Cunt Pump by KHD August 29, 2004

Cuntionary 

Non-gender-specific dictionary.

"Look it up in the cuntionary!"

Cuntionary by KHD August 21, 2004