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nurff

Used to express ones self when excited, pleasured, being pleasured, frustrated, annoyed, temporarily retarded, or when under the influence of narcotics.

History: Originally created by the mind of an adolecent who habitually smokes marajauna; to which he creates odd words to express himself in a truly unique way.
"toooof, nurff, chava chava!!!"
"Aaron shut the hell up dude."
by Karl November 1, 2004
mugGet the nurffmug.

T-Virus

The T-Virus is a genetically engineered version of the Ebola virus. The Ebola virus kills 90% of its victims however it is inefficient as it kills its victim before it can be transfered to another.

Modification of the Ebola virus with a "founder virus" resulted in the T-virus. It left humans with the ability to move around and infect other people with the virus. It also has mutagenic properties due to the ebola gene being an RNA gene and the "founder virus" being an RNA Virus.
by Karl January 6, 2004
mugGet the T-Virusmug.

jeyes

"yes" uttered with the accent of an testosterone-filled, hairy-chested, hairy, antonio banderas / don juan type of spaniard.
keane: i'm going to give you my copy of the Milli Vanilli album.

Jon: JEYESSSSS!!!
by karl October 30, 2004
mugGet the jeyesmug.

relativism

a very common belief these days. revolves mainly around the idea, "what is right for you isn't right for me". denies that there is truth at all. many relativists realize that mathematical truths cannot be disproven, but they still susbscribe to the idea that multiple opposing ideas can exist in the same realm and still produce no conflicts.
hitler thought it was perfectly fine of him to kill millions of people. obviously, he was a relativist. the people he oppressed obviously didn't have the same veiw, and look at what happened. they were killed.
by karl June 8, 2004
mugGet the relativismmug.

woman with a mullet

Gives a whole new meaning to, "...Party in the rear."
When you cut your hair into a mullet, peopla say that you want, "business in the front and a party in the rear."
by Karl March 15, 2004
mugGet the woman with a mulletmug.

shinner

skateboard slang - when the skateboard hits you in the shin... usually not a big deal but hurts like you-know-what for a few minutes. imagine if someone just walked up to you and whacked your shin with the edge of a skateboard... it ain't fun, and it leaves a big purple mark on your leg. after 4 or so years of skating your legs should look like cobblestones, but its all good cause now you are a good skater.
i was just trying a 360-flip and got a mad shinner... it got better pretty quick though.
by karl July 10, 2004
mugGet the shinnermug.

tridonkulous

when something is so ridonkulous, so that the ridonkulousness of it is multiplied by three, or, in other words, tripled. thus, it is not just ridonkulous, but TRIdonkulous. the "tri" signifies the triple nature of the ridonkulousness.

see ridonkulous
karl: shit did you see pyramid that kid made out of orangina bottles?
jay: that was ridonkulous.
karl: no man. that was beyond that. that was TRIDONKULOUS.
by karl January 21, 2005
mugGet the tridonkulousmug.

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