Polar Bear

A large, hairy, scary white guy. Usually someone who would appear to be a child molester.
Stay away from that Polar Bear. You might get raped.
by K-Noodle October 29, 2006
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Bulimic Chicken Chaser

While wearing all black spandex pants, cut off shirt, and a sombrero, a person slowly walks up to someone and proceeds to try to make them self vomit by putting their finger down their throat.

Works best if the offender maintains silence and an expressionless face.

Once completed, the offender slowly walks to the next victim without acknowledging what they just did.
Aaron totally just pulled the Bulimic Chicken Chaser on those girls over there. It was balltacular.
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
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schwasty

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.
by K-noodle October 02, 2009
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Gillette

A man ejaculates on to the woman's pubic hair and uses the semen as shaving cream to shave them.
I was surprised how well the Gillette worked on her crazy bush.
by K-Noodle November 28, 2007
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POF

Accronym for Piss On Face. Usually used as a verb.
If shes givin you shit...just POF her.
by K-Noodle October 29, 2006
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Seattle Sandwich

When a man pees on a slice of bread and shits on another slice of bread and puts them together. He then force feeds it to a woman.

Microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.
I made a Seattle Sandwich for my wife last night, but she didnt like it.... I should've warmed it up, huh?
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
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Gaglio's Razor

Philosophical statement based on Occam's Razor.

"I like boobies (major premise)
Girls have boobies (minor premise)
I like girls with boobies (conclusion)"
I wanna go dance based on Gaglio's Razor.
by K-Noodle October 30, 2006
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