Definitions by K-Noodle

Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

Dirty Landscaper by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Seattle Sandwich 

When a man pees on a slice of bread and shits on another slice of bread and puts them together. He then force feeds it to a woman.

Microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.

I made a Seattle Sandwich for my wife last night, but she didnt like it.... I should've warmed it up, huh?

Seattle Sandwich by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Smokin' Mulch 

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.

The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.

Smokin' Mulch by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Mulch

Pubic Hair.

I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.

Mulch by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Beckham

Shaving your pubes to the length of David Beckham's stubble.

I'm gonna Beckham later so make sure you knock before coming in....and turn off the A/C and fan.

Beckham by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Chocolate Milk 

When white people hang out with black people.

Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.

Chocolate Milk by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

Memphis Fruit Salad by K-Noodle November 10, 2009