K-Noodle's definitions

schwasty

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Napa Valley PBJ

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.

I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Jiggly Bits

Slang for genitalia.

Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Mulch

Pubic Hair.

I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Peanut Butter Detergent

When you shit in someones washer right before they run it but without them knowing it.

Totally gave that guys load some peanut butter detergent.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Tumbly Wumbly

Used to describe a slightly chubby belly.

I've got to get rid of my tumbly wumbly.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Smokin' Mulch

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.

The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009