K Joyce's definitions

hide the sea monster

This is a slang term for sex in a hot tub.

Roy and Julie are in the Jacuzzi, playing hide the sea monster.

by K Joyce August 2, 2012

hardbody

one of the foxes on the beach, usually tan and curvaceous from the 1984 film "Hardbodies"

Julie is the typical hardbody, she knows how to have a good time, has a pretty face, a great body and is amazing in bed.

by K Joyce October 18, 2007

idiot hipster

synonym for hipster douche

The idiot hipster believes that a band that has a fan base can't be a good band and prefers a band that sells NO albums because it proves to the idiot hipster that the band has too much integrity to sell out.

by K Joyce January 5, 2016

ass queen

a person whose favorite male body part is the buttocks; a pygophile.

Dana is an ass queen.

by K Joyce October 16, 2022

monokini

the bottom half of a woman's bikini. It's more accurate to say that a a girl is wearing a monokini if she's going topless.

Wendy sure looks hot in her leopard print monokini.

by K Joyce January 10, 2016

dirty

horny, sexually exciting, explicit

That was a dirty movie.

by K Joyce May 1, 2015

Twainiac

A current or former student of the Mark Twain School for problem kids in Rockville, Maryland. Any student of an alternative school.

You can see twainiacs being arrested on "COPS" or on "Jerry Springer"

by K Joyce October 2, 2007