Justin H.'s definitions

Google Impaired

Someone who can't use Google properly. Often times is told by someone to look up something on Google but can't give a web address worth mentioning.

I was told to look for a site where you can get a free sample of a specific song, but since I am Google Impaired, it was nearly impossible to find.

by Justin H. September 5, 2005

Brass Lip

The red semi-circle on your upper lip after playing a brass intrument for a good legnth of time in one session.

After playing my Trombone for an hour, I had developed Brass Lip. Luckily, it disappeared in time for my date.

by Justin H. September 7, 2005

All your base are belong to us

1) What you say after a victory

1) Guy 1: "Aw. We lost..."
Guy 2: "Yes. Yes. All your base are belong to us!"

by Justin H. April 9, 2005

You're Winner!

1) Derives from the horrible, horrible PC game, Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing, quite possibly the worst game ever created. When you won (which was every race), a 3 handled golden trophy would come up along with huge lettering "YOU'RE WINNER!". When you raced again, the term wouyld come up, even though you didn't win yet.

2) Used as sarcasm

1) Big Rigs: Off the Road Racing sucks

2) Guy 1: "So I knocked up this underaged girl the other day."

Guy 2: "Wow. YOU'RE WINNER!"

by Justin H. April 9, 2005

Game Cube

Nintendo's first system to use discs. Released in 2001, it was to compete with PS2 and Xbox. Today, many a good games come on it, but gets royally dissed for being "TeH KiDdIe!!" by gay PS2 and Xbox fanboys.

- I love my Gamecube

- PS2 Fanboy: "OMG! Gamecube is TeH KiDdIe!!"

*I walk away to let him wallow in his misjudgement and faboyism*

by Justin H. April 9, 2005

NES

Nintendo Entertainment System

The NES is still awesome after all these years

by Justin H. April 12, 2005

fanboys

Plural for fanboy. Fanboys are people that remain loyal to something, no matter how much it sucks. People that remain loyal to videogame companies are usually named as a fanboy. Examples of this is the Xbot, the PSTool, and the Nintendrone

Fanboys suck no matter what they remain loyal to

by Justin H. April 12, 2005