mammalaya

a fine meat dish of meats from around the world. each mammal was eaten by the later to eventually create a stew of 33 animals, which is in the end, just whale shit.

how to make mammalaya:
take one turducken (a pork stuffed game hen stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey) and feed it to a moose. Kill the moose within 20 minutes of ingestion, remove the stomach and liquify the contents. Intravenously feed the liquid to a Deer. Feed the deer to a large group of cows, and then give the full cows to a whale. Wait till the whale shits, collect the excrement and boil for 3 hours. Strain off excess muck and drink.

pass the mammalaya

hey ya'll, the mammalaya is on, grab a spoon.

by justin January 15, 2004

feelings

Feeling are for bitches

hey, you're a bitch, how are your feelings?

by justin January 11, 2005

Dihi

he sucks because he is small and punie. he often gets shouted at in classes for not doing anything especialy homework

gay ha ha

by justin November 21, 2003

hornycat

when you act like you are inheat all the time and act like you don't know it it comes naturaly

while playing pool at the bar she kept shaking and shoving her ass in the air like a hornycat

by justin September 04, 2009

Poopy Head

Someone who has poopy on their head.

Logan is a poopy head.

Morgan hangs out with poopy heads.

by Justin April 28, 2003

sloptart

a douchebag

Ur such a fuckign sloptart for sayign that shit brad

by justin January 27, 2004

gritter

English ryhming slang; council gritter= up the sh*tter!!!

she has been well and truly done in the gritter!!!

by justin January 26, 2004