Justin's definitions

Meglee the Meglodon

A wonderful person. A nickname for someone with teh first name Megan.

Megan Miller is the perfect example for Meglee the Meglodon...i love you megan ;-)

by Justin November 4, 2004

peen

A term referred to a moment of complete coincidence between two people. When two people each say the same thing at the same time by accident, or discover something in common between themselves, a moment of peen has occurred.

Alex: Did you see SNL?
Justin: Yeah it was great!
Alex and Justin at the same time: "...In a van down by the river!"
Alex: ahhh! peeeeen!
Justin: Peen!!

or

Alex: My favorite band is Weezer!
Justin: Oh my god, me too!
Alex and Justin: Peen!!

by justin April 27, 2004

ecurity

Anal sex between the alien squirrels of northern Ireland

Person 1: "You should go on vacation in northern Ireland, it's beautiful over there."
Person 2: "I think not! I wouldn’t want my children to see those alien squirrels engaging in ecurity!"
Person 1: "Dude, you're so blazed."

by Justin February 1, 2005

mest fan

dani


justin

not you

by justin September 3, 2003

GoldZero

Commonly used as a terminology for someone who cannot spell past the grade 3 level, and substitutes leet or 1337 speech for actual words.

( GoldZero ) LOELZ I R DRUNK KTNX

by Justin January 1, 2004

passionofthejustin

Clever and zany mock of the 2004 movie "Passion of the Christ." As an atheist, the creater thought it was hilarious to replace his name with "Christ," as if indicating he is the lord and savior of all humanity. Obviously he was worshipped and celebrated for his wonderful sense of humor and in some areas of the world as being the god of laughter.

random person: Who would you most like to have sex with, beautiful woman?
beautiful woman: passionofthejustin.

by justin April 26, 2004

POA

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Where (|) represents the whole ass, ( represents a POA.

gigglygirl2323: OMG 11!!!1 WTF HA IS SO HOT!11! OMG LOL I WANT 2 HAEV HIS BABEIS AL TEH TIEM1!!1!1 LOL

gigglyfriend3333: he is. (

by justin February 26, 2004