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Kurt Cobain

Frontman of the vastly overhyped Grunge Band Nirvana. His songwriting style was nonsensical and incoherent. He was -not- a good guitarist. He used 3 or 4 four guitar chords for every song, buried under half a dozen guitar effects. Having witnessed and heard enough truly talented musicians play, one can plainly see that Kurt Cobain's skills were minimal at best. As it is, the only reason Kurt Cobain and Nirvana are so highly regarded is because Kurt Cobain committed suicide in 1994. This will automatically inflate ANY singer/musician/songwriter's popularity, and cause their actual talent to be greatly exaggerated, as is the case with Kurt Cobain.

Nirvana was a -decent- band, with their ability exaggerated after the suicide of its frontman. That's all.
"Nirvana's songs don't make any sense!"

"Kurt Cobain wan't THAT good of a guitarist..."
by Justin May 19, 2005
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gigglepot

someone who laughs an aweful lot when you tickle 'em
christine is SUCH a gigglepot!
by justin December 10, 2003
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spring break

Fuck yeahh!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Fuck Yeah!
Guy 2: Fuck Yeahhhhhh!
by Justin March 23, 2005
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gritter

English ryhming slang; council gritter= up the sh*tter!!!
she has been well and truly done in the gritter!!!
by justin January 26, 2004
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laptopfreak

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.
Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.
by Justin March 8, 2005
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Bangalific

damn, that milf is bangalific
by justin July 1, 2003
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bar hop

to traverse from bar to bar and become progressively more intoxicated
"On his 21st birthday, John went bar hopping with Joe and was later admitted to the hospital to be treated for alcohol poisoning."
by Justin August 27, 2005
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