Justin's definitions

SSP

super sexy penis

I have one big SSP

by Justin February 13, 2004

Diablozone

The best Diablo II website on the internet

I went to diablozone.com last night and got banned by csullivan for being a moron.

by Justin August 6, 2004

mammalaya

a fine meat dish of meats from around the world. each mammal was eaten by the later to eventually create a stew of 33 animals, which is in the end, just whale shit.

how to make mammalaya:
take one turducken (a pork stuffed game hen stuffed in a duck, stuffed in a turkey) and feed it to a moose. Kill the moose within 20 minutes of ingestion, remove the stomach and liquify the contents. Intravenously feed the liquid to a Deer. Feed the deer to a large group of cows, and then give the full cows to a whale. Wait till the whale shits, collect the excrement and boil for 3 hours. Strain off excess muck and drink.

pass the mammalaya

hey ya'll, the mammalaya is on, grab a spoon.

by justin January 15, 2004

Bush

a fucktard who doesnt know shit, a shitty leader and a disgrace to the human race

wtf bush is a dumbass

by justin January 22, 2006

feelings

Feeling are for bitches

hey, you're a bitch, how are your feelings?

by justin January 11, 2005

cab-a-slab

to bum a cigarette

"hey can i cab-a-slab?"

by justin April 24, 2004

Sketchy

When a suspicious being is wandering about acting drunk and staring at you

yo man that sketchy drunk smells like bacon

by justin April 22, 2003