Justin's definitions

wigga

Someone who acts black when they white
See Joel

joel, head, zub, white people

by justin December 24, 2004

sloptart

a douchebag

Ur such a fuckign sloptart for sayign that shit brad

by justin January 27, 2004

gritter

English ryhming slang; council gritter= up the sh*tter!!!

she has been well and truly done in the gritter!!!

by justin January 26, 2004

laptopfreak

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.

Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.

by Justin March 8, 2005

Bangalific

sexy hot momma

damn, that milf is bangalific

by justin July 1, 2003

bar hop

to traverse from bar to bar and become progressively more intoxicated

"On his 21st birthday, John went bar hopping with Joe and was later admitted to the hospital to be treated for alcohol poisoning."

by Justin August 27, 2005

weef

1. Exclamation of hate /desire /love /dismissal /greeting/poo-flinging/frusturation
2. To commit adultery by chewing, swallowing, and eventually shitting out another man's penis
3. A way to say, Pete is a fag

Weef!!!!

I weefed up John really good and now she's filing for a divorce

Peter Norman: Dude Sooners football r00lz!!!
Justin: Weef, dude, just weef.

by Justin January 23, 2005