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lolwhat

Used in live chat to express laughter and; confusion, disbelief, or lack of understanding. Often used in a mocking fashion.

Often written in all-caps for effect. Question and/or exclamation marks are optional.
AOLer: meh h0v3rcr4ft 1s fu11 0f e3e33eLLLzzz!!!1omgroffle

MrPerson: LOLWHAT?
by Justin May 6, 2005
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afterglide

n., v. The visual sensation which occurs after playing Guitar Hero; one looks at a still area, ie. a painting or the tv screen after the song is done and the visuals seem to melt together towards one focal point. This is because your eyes still need time to adjust from a constantly moving screen.
Noun: Man, I played 40 minutes of Guitar Hero straight and had an afterglide for about half as long.

Verb: Matt: Dude, what's with Chris?
Shaun: Ah, don't worry about him man. He's just aftergliding.
by Justin April 5, 2007
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lollergrams

1) a variation of "lol," albeit a far cooler one

2) a type of graham cracker, with distinctive lol flavorings and happy faces.
1) zomgwtfbbq lollergrams!

2) These lollergrams are delicious!
by Justin July 14, 2007
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New York State

An overtaxed hell hole in the North Eastern United States that has moronic law makers, sky high taxes, and shitty weather for 5 months of the year.
It's another cloudy New York State day!
by justin March 11, 2008
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pilf

Sarah Palin is a PILF
by Justin January 18, 2009
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Yump

The only quote from the Star Wars Prequels you can make an acronym with.
"You underestimate my power!" screamed Anakin. #yump
by Justin August 8, 2018
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cattle

A living, non-vampire that vampires keep for a blood supply. They do not bleed them dry but only take what is necessary so that the cattle can keep producing blood for them.
The cattle lived in intense fear of the vampires and the fear of dying or being made into one of them was what kept them from trying to escape.
by Justin July 5, 2004
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