Justin's definitions

gert

A cigarette, and I came up with it. Short for cigert. Which is short for cigarette. Which means little cigar. I don't know what cigar means.

Lemme bum a gert, nigga.

by Justin September 20, 2004

POA

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Where (|) represents the whole ass, ( represents a POA.

gigglygirl2323: OMG 11!!!1 WTF HA IS SO HOT!11! OMG LOL I WANT 2 HAEV HIS BABEIS AL TEH TIEM1!!1!1 LOL

gigglyfriend3333: he is. (

by justin February 26, 2004

blunk

A perfected style of music, a blend of blues and funk. Usually comes together with a funk-background bassist and a blues-background guitarist. Most songs could consist of blues progressions in a certain key, but with funk-style riffs and licks.

Guy A: Man, The Blue Cosmos are the best blunk band I know.
Guy B: Well, that's what you get with the phrase "Blues is the teacher, funk is the preacher".

by Justin May 22, 2006

Hitler Mustache

when u take shit from ur ass and u smear the shit on ur frends face so it looks like a hitler mustache

guy: hey kid u got some crap there
butters: sir, that wud be my face

by justin December 22, 2004

GoldZero

Commonly used as a terminology for someone who cannot spell past the grade 3 level, and substitutes leet or 1337 speech for actual words.

( GoldZero ) LOELZ I R DRUNK KTNX

by Justin January 1, 2004

ROFLMGDMFSOBAO

Acronym - Rolling On the Floor Laughing My God Damn Mother Fucking Son Of a Bitch Ass Off

Usually found in 1337 message conversations

Did you see what happened to Phyl Jr.? ROFLMGDMFSOBAO!

by Justin April 30, 2002

Wycon

a person who you love very much; more than a girlfriend and not quite a fiancee.

I love Nissa very much; she is my wycon.

by Justin October 28, 2004