Skip to main content

Justicewithtacosandweed's definitions

Monkey and Rabbit Theory

The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.

Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.

Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.
Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
mugGet the Monkey and Rabbit Theory mug.

Rhino cart

A security guard with a giant shopping cart that intervenes into a security guard pursuit, that attempts to ram and demolish the cart of a shopping cart racer head-on at full speed in order to demolish their cart.
1: The security is really on our tail now. I hope we make it out alive!
2: LOOK OUT THERES A RHINO CART COMING AT US!
1: Phew, that was a close one wasn’t it man?
2: AHHH *he gets rammed by another one.*
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
mugGet the Rhino cart mug.

Serial Jacker

Someone’s who masterbautes 5 times or more per day. They are often bored and have nothing else to do and have a really large sex drive.
1: Have you heard about John?
2: What?
1: He’s a serial jacker and hasn’t left the house in days. I wanna go visit him to see how he is.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
mugGet the Serial Jacker mug.

Hoho The Monkey

To have an extremely violent and dangerous fiery temper to the point where you start complaining in front of everyone and start abusing others violently.
Guy: AHHHHHHH! I’m not getting anything I want today. First there wasn’t any chicks to kiss. Then my girl cheated on me. Now there aren’t any super duper weed left. I’m so mad!
Girl: He’s pulling a Hoho the Monkey. I didn’t really cheat on him and there’s lots of super duper weed left.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
mugGet the Hoho The Monkey mug.

Shopping cart racing

When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.

The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.

It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.

Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
mugGet the Shopping cart racing mug.

Mall Duel

To have a shopping cart race in the style of a cat and mouse/sudden death Tōge race but instead it’s a shopping cart race where you’re pushing empty shopping carts in a mall.

Usually drifting is also involved.

It is risky because of running into people and being caught by security, or getting into a security pursuit. A popular phenomenon amoung shopping cart racers in stores and malls.
Person 1: Hey man, let’s up our game with a mall duel.
Person 2: Sounds good. What mall?
Person 1: The one over there.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
mugGet the Mall Duel mug.

nfsu360

The creator of mods for Need For Speed games and the forefather or the Need For Speed modding culture.
Person 1: nfsu360 has just made map mods of Rockport and Palmont for Carbon and Most Wanted!
Person 2: They are literally gods!
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
mugGet the nfsu360 mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email