Eden Shores PD

A police department that’s so aggressive in nature that they’re almost suicidal.

Originating from the police department of the same name from the 2019, racing game Need For Speed: Heat.

I got pulled over for speeding last week and the cop was trying to ram my vehicle costing me a lot of repairs. Looks like they’ve turned into a Eden Shores PD.

by Justicewithtacosandweed December 15, 2019

Water Topple

When someone jumps off a diving board or gets ejected out of a water slide and then you dive right into the slide as well right after them and land on top of them and almost risk hurting them.

I water toppled my little brother but we survived. He is a pretty good and skilled swimmer.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Nodder

Someone who mastruabtes with condoms on.

Even though nodders are weird, at least they’re being responsible for when they do the real thing.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

Ass Seasoning

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.

Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 08, 2018

8 Girl

A girl who is literally in the shape of an 8.

Sheesh how do you get a body like that?
That’s an 8 Girl dude.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018

Serial Jacker

Someone’s who masterbautes 5 times or more per day. They are often bored and have nothing else to do and have a really large sex drive.

1: Have you heard about John?
2: What?
1: He’s a serial jacker and hasn’t left the house in days. I wanna go visit him to see how he is.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 08, 2018

Donuting

To start a security guard pursuit while shopping cart racing by doing doughnuts in front of them.

Person 1: I just did some donuting in front of this security guard and now I’m wantes by the store, over!
Person 2: Alright we’ll set you up an escape route over.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 08, 2018