Definitions by Justicewithtacosandweed
Rhino cart
A security guard with a giant shopping cart that intervenes into a security guard pursuit, that attempts to ram and demolish the cart of a shopping cart racer head-on at full speed in order to demolish their cart.
1: The security is really on our tail now. I hope we make it out alive!
2: LOOK OUT THERES A RHINO CART COMING AT US!
1: Phew, that was a close one wasn’t it man?
2: AHHH *he gets rammed by another one.*
2: LOOK OUT THERES A RHINO CART COMING AT US!
1: Phew, that was a close one wasn’t it man?
2: AHHH *he gets rammed by another one.*
Rhino cart by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Hoho The Monkey
To have an extremely violent and dangerous fiery temper to the point where you start complaining in front of everyone and start abusing others violently.
Guy: AHHHHHHH! I’m not getting anything I want today. First there wasn’t any chicks to kiss. Then my girl cheated on me. Now there aren’t any super duper weed left. I’m so mad!
Girl: He’s pulling a Hoho the Monkey. I didn’t really cheat on him and there’s lots of super duper weed left.
Girl: He’s pulling a Hoho the Monkey. I didn’t really cheat on him and there’s lots of super duper weed left.
Hoho The Monkey by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Mall Duel
To have a shopping cart race in the style of a cat and mouse/sudden death Tōge race but instead it’s a shopping cart race where you’re pushing empty shopping carts in a mall.
Usually drifting is also involved.
It is risky because of running into people and being caught by security, or getting into a security pursuit. A popular phenomenon amoung shopping cart racers in stores and malls.
Usually drifting is also involved.
It is risky because of running into people and being caught by security, or getting into a security pursuit. A popular phenomenon amoung shopping cart racers in stores and malls.
Person 1: Hey man, let’s up our game with a mall duel.
Person 2: Sounds good. What mall?
Person 1: The one over there.
Person 2: Sounds good. What mall?
Person 1: The one over there.
Mall Duel by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Shopping cart racing
When you race by pushing empty shopping carts around in a store or shopping mall with people racing against you.
The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.
It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.
Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
The sport usually always involves drifting the carts while racing.
It can be very risky in some ways because of people and other shoppers being in the way.
Security guards pursuits may be involved around the store or mall.
1: What do you wanna do tonight guys?
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
2: Let’s go shopping cart racing!
All: Yeah!
1: Alright. Shhhh. Let’s get our carts out and let’s totally rip up the store!
Shopping cart racing by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Donuting
Person 1: I just did some donuting in front of this security guard and now I’m wantes by the store, over!
Person 2: Alright we’ll set you up an escape route over.
Person 2: Alright we’ll set you up an escape route over.
Donuting by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018
Protestor Pursuit
When you intentionally anger protestors for the purpose of getting them to chase you Need For Speed Most Wanted style.
Protestor Pursuit by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018