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Trending Chaser

Anyone trying to capitalize on trends, viral videos, news, or trending topics. YouTube channels that copy videos on the trending pages in an attempt for views. No real talent, just purely trying to capitalize on trends. People that always tweet about trending topics for views. Anyone who tries a challenge video. Reaction videos.
I freaking hate trending chasers. They have no original ideas and just copy others. The first cinnamon challenge goes viral, now there's 1,000s. Ice bucket challenge? 1,000s. Literally any challenge or fad. Fidget spinners, pop its, Among Us, Fortnite, Minecraft, Slime.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
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FTCE

The FTCE is ridiculous. It's a 4.5 hour long test.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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Wade Spicer

You're being a real Wade Spicer right now
by Junkyard Pirate June 24, 2023
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Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.
My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
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Bugaboo

Something that causes fear or alarm.
And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.
by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
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Alexis Celine Strevig

The world's greatest wife. Just a true gem. If you marry her, you're the luckiest man alive.
If only Alexis would marry me and become Alexis Celine Strevig.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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Parents Just Don't Understand

A badass way of saying "ok boomer". Popularized by the song written by Will Smith prime 90s.
Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
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