Definitions by Junkyard Pirate
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Alexis Celine Strevig by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
Social Media Police
Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.
My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.
Social Media Police by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
Trending Chaser
Anyone trying to capitalize on trends, viral videos, news, or trending topics. YouTube channels that copy videos on the trending pages in an attempt for views. No real talent, just purely trying to capitalize on trends. People that always tweet about trending topics for views. Anyone who tries a challenge video. Reaction videos.
I freaking hate trending chasers. They have no original ideas and just copy others. The first cinnamon challenge goes viral, now there's 1,000s. Ice bucket challenge? 1,000s. Literally any challenge or fad. Fidget spinners, pop its, Among Us, Fortnite, Minecraft, Slime.
Trending Chaser by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
DCEU
DC Extended Universe. A movie franchise centered on a series of superhero films based on characters that appeared in comic books by DC Comics, produced by DC Films and distributed by Warner Bros.
I swear, Warner Brothers is trying to kill the DCEU before it's even off it's feet. They just need to Restore The Snyderverse, give us a Ben Affleck Batman movie, and make Man of Steel 2.
DCEU by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
Parents Just Don't Understand
Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.
Parents Just Don't Understand by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
Bugaboo
And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.
Bugaboo by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
Alexis Celine King
The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.
Alexis Celine King by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021