Junkyard Pirate's definitions

Viral Bitch

Someone who uses a trending hashtag just to boost the views on their selfie. It's a basic bitch trying to get attention.

What a viral bitch. She only posts selfies on Thursdays so she can use #ThrowbackThursday to justify her obnoxious selfie.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Condom Sniffer

Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Bugaboo

Something that causes fear or alarm.

And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021

Trending Chaser

Anyone trying to capitalize on trends, viral videos, news, or trending topics. YouTube channels that copy videos on the trending pages in an attempt for views. No real talent, just purely trying to capitalize on trends. People that always tweet about trending topics for views. Anyone who tries a challenge video. Reaction videos.

I freaking hate trending chasers. They have no original ideas and just copy others. The first cinnamon challenge goes viral, now there's 1,000s. Ice bucket challenge? 1,000s. Literally any challenge or fad. Fidget spinners, pop its, Among Us, Fortnite, Minecraft, Slime.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

FTCE

The Florida Teaching Certification Exam

The FTCE is ridiculous. It's a 4.5 hour long test.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Purity Ring

A sure sign you're a little bitch brainwashed by religion.

Kyle can't bone his girlfriend because his idiot Christian parents make him wear a purity ring.

by Junkyard Pirate May 4, 2022

Alexis Celine Strevig

The world's greatest wife. Just a true gem. If you marry her, you're the luckiest man alive.

If only Alexis would marry me and become Alexis Celine Strevig.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022