Wade Spicer

A colossal douchebag.

You're being a real Wade Spicer right now

by Junkyard Pirate June 24, 2023

JOI

Jerk Off Instructions. A category of porn where someone provides instructions on masturbating (when to and how fast).

Wade's favorite type of porn is JOI videos.

by Junkyard Pirate August 24, 2022

Trending Chaser

Anyone trying to capitalize on trends, viral videos, news, or trending topics. YouTube channels that copy videos on the trending pages in an attempt for views. No real talent, just purely trying to capitalize on trends. People that always tweet about trending topics for views. Anyone who tries a challenge video. Reaction videos.

I freaking hate trending chasers. They have no original ideas and just copy others. The first cinnamon challenge goes viral, now there's 1,000s. Ice bucket challenge? 1,000s. Literally any challenge or fad. Fidget spinners, pop its, Among Us, Fortnite, Minecraft, Slime.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

FTCE

The Florida Teaching Certification Exam

The FTCE is ridiculous. It's a 4.5 hour long test.

by Junkyard Pirate February 08, 2022

Purity Ring

A sure sign you're a little bitch brainwashed by religion.

Kyle can't bone his girlfriend because his idiot Christian parents make him wear a purity ring.

by Junkyard Pirate May 04, 2022

Bugaboo

Something that causes fear or alarm.

And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.

by Junkyard Pirate July 09, 2021

Stone Line Sales LLC

An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.

Stone Line Sales LLC rips workers off and pays in "experience" only.

by Junkyard Pirate July 09, 2021