Junkyard Pirate's definitions

Obi-Bun Kenobi

The world's cutest bunny.

Obi-Bun Kenobi is easily the cutest rabbit I have ever seen.

by Junkyard Pirate February 24, 2022

FTCE

The Florida Teaching Certification Exam

The FTCE is ridiculous. It's a 4.5 hour long test.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Trending Chaser

Anyone trying to capitalize on trends, viral videos, news, or trending topics. YouTube channels that copy videos on the trending pages in an attempt for views. No real talent, just purely trying to capitalize on trends. People that always tweet about trending topics for views. Anyone who tries a challenge video. Reaction videos.

I freaking hate trending chasers. They have no original ideas and just copy others. The first cinnamon challenge goes viral, now there's 1,000s. Ice bucket challenge? 1,000s. Literally any challenge or fad. Fidget spinners, pop its, Among Us, Fortnite, Minecraft, Slime.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

DCEU

DC Extended Universe. A movie franchise centered on a series of superhero films based on characters that appeared in comic books by DC Comics, produced by DC Films and distributed by Warner Bros.

I swear, Warner Brothers is trying to kill the DCEU before it's even off it's feet. They just need to Restore The Snyderverse, give us a Ben Affleck Batman movie, and make Man of Steel 2.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Alexis Celine Strevig

The world's greatest wife. Just a true gem. If you marry her, you're the luckiest man alive.

If only Alexis would marry me and become Alexis Celine Strevig.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Bugaboo

Something that causes fear or alarm.

And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021

Purity Ring

A sure sign you're a little bitch brainwashed by religion.

Kyle can't bone his girlfriend because his idiot Christian parents make him wear a purity ring.

by Junkyard Pirate May 4, 2022