Junkyard Pirate's definitions
An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.
Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
Get the Instagram Bitchmug. by Junkyard Pirate May 4, 2022
Get the Purity Ringmug. Jerk Off Instructions. A category of porn where someone provides instructions on masturbating (when to and how fast).
by Junkyard Pirate August 24, 2022
Get the JOImug. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.
by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
Get the Bugaboomug. by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
Get the Condom Sniffermug. Someone who uses a trending hashtag just to boost the views on their selfie. It's a basic bitch trying to get attention.
What a viral bitch. She only posts selfies on Thursdays so she can use #ThrowbackThursday to justify her obnoxious selfie.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
Get the Viral Bitchmug. An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.
by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
Get the Stone Line Sales LLCmug.