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by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
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by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021
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by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
Get the Parents Just Don't Understand mug.DC Extended Universe. A movie franchise centered on a series of superhero films based on characters that appeared in comic books by DC Comics, produced by DC Films and distributed by Warner Bros.
I swear, Warner Brothers is trying to kill the DCEU before it's even off it's feet. They just need to Restore The Snyderverse, give us a Ben Affleck Batman movie, and make Man of Steel 2.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
Get the DCEU mug.Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.
My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
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