Purity Ring

A sure sign you're a little bitch brainwashed by religion.
Kyle can't bone his girlfriend because his idiot Christian parents make him wear a purity ring.
by Junkyard Pirate May 05, 2022
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Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.
My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.
by Junkyard Pirate July 30, 2021
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FTCE

The FTCE is ridiculous. It's a 4.5 hour long test.
by Junkyard Pirate February 09, 2022
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Obi-Bun Kenobi

Obi-Bun Kenobi is easily the cutest rabbit I have ever seen.
by Junkyard Pirate February 25, 2022
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Trending Chaser

Anyone trying to capitalize on trends, viral videos, news, or trending topics. YouTube channels that copy videos on the trending pages in an attempt for views. No real talent, just purely trying to capitalize on trends. People that always tweet about trending topics for views. Anyone who tries a challenge video. Reaction videos.
I freaking hate trending chasers. They have no original ideas and just copy others. The first cinnamon challenge goes viral, now there's 1,000s. Ice bucket challenge? 1,000s. Literally any challenge or fad. Fidget spinners, pop its, Among Us, Fortnite, Minecraft, Slime.
by Junkyard Pirate July 30, 2021
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Viral Bitch

Someone who uses a trending hashtag just to boost the views on their selfie. It's a basic bitch trying to get attention.
What a viral bitch. She only posts selfies on Thursdays so she can use #ThrowbackThursday to justify her obnoxious selfie.
by Junkyard Pirate February 09, 2022
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Condom Sniffer

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.
by Junkyard Pirate February 09, 2022
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