by Junkyard Pirate June 24, 2023

Jerk Off Instructions. A category of porn where someone provides instructions on masturbating (when to and how fast).
by Junkyard Pirate August 24, 2022

Anyone trying to capitalize on trends, viral videos, news, or trending topics. YouTube channels that copy videos on the trending pages in an attempt for views. No real talent, just purely trying to capitalize on trends. People that always tweet about trending topics for views. Anyone who tries a challenge video. Reaction videos.
I freaking hate trending chasers. They have no original ideas and just copy others. The first cinnamon challenge goes viral, now there's 1,000s. Ice bucket challenge? 1,000s. Literally any challenge or fad. Fidget spinners, pop its, Among Us, Fortnite, Minecraft, Slime.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

by Junkyard Pirate February 08, 2022

by Junkyard Pirate May 04, 2022

And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.
by Junkyard Pirate July 09, 2021

An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.
by Junkyard Pirate July 09, 2021
