by Junkyard Pirate June 24, 2023
Get the Wade Spicermug. When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.
We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
Get the Independent Baby Man Dogmug. The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.
by Junkyard Pirate July 09, 2021
Get the Alexis Celine Kingmug. by Junkyard Pirate February 08, 2022
Get the FTCEmug. Anyone trying to capitalize on trends, viral videos, news, or trending topics. YouTube channels that copy videos on the trending pages in an attempt for views. No real talent, just purely trying to capitalize on trends. People that always tweet about trending topics for views. Anyone who tries a challenge video. Reaction videos.
I freaking hate trending chasers. They have no original ideas and just copy others. The first cinnamon challenge goes viral, now there's 1,000s. Ice bucket challenge? 1,000s. Literally any challenge or fad. Fidget spinners, pop its, Among Us, Fortnite, Minecraft, Slime.
by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021
Get the Trending Chasermug. And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.
by Junkyard Pirate July 09, 2021
Get the Bugaboomug. An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.
by Junkyard Pirate July 09, 2021
Get the Stone Line Sales LLCmug.