Junkyard Pirate's definitions

Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.

We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Alexis Celine King

The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.

If I don't marry Alexis Celine King I might just die.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021

Purity Ring

A sure sign you're a little bitch brainwashed by religion.

Kyle can't bone his girlfriend because his idiot Christian parents make him wear a purity ring.

by Junkyard Pirate May 4, 2022

Viral Bitch

Someone who uses a trending hashtag just to boost the views on their selfie. It's a basic bitch trying to get attention.

What a viral bitch. She only posts selfies on Thursdays so she can use #ThrowbackThursday to justify her obnoxious selfie.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Condom Sniffer

Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Obi-Bun Kenobi

The world's cutest bunny.

Obi-Bun Kenobi is easily the cutest rabbit I have ever seen.

by Junkyard Pirate February 24, 2022

JOI

Jerk Off Instructions. A category of porn where someone provides instructions on masturbating (when to and how fast).

Wade's favorite type of porn is JOI videos.

by Junkyard Pirate August 24, 2022