Definitions by Junkyard Pirate

Wade Spicer

A colossal douchebag.

You're being a real Wade Spicer right now

Wade Spicer by Junkyard Pirate June 24, 2023

Purity Ring

A sure sign you're a little bitch brainwashed by religion.

Kyle can't bone his girlfriend because his idiot Christian parents make him wear a purity ring.

Purity Ring by Junkyard Pirate May 4, 2022

Obi-Bun Kenobi 

The world's cutest bunny.

Obi-Bun Kenobi is easily the cutest rabbit I have ever seen.

Obi-Bun Kenobi by Junkyard Pirate February 24, 2022

Instagram Bitch 

An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.

Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.

Instagram Bitch by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Condom Sniffer 

Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.

Condom Sniffer by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Viral Bitch 

Someone who uses a trending hashtag just to boost the views on their selfie. It's a basic bitch trying to get attention.

What a viral bitch. She only posts selfies on Thursdays so she can use #ThrowbackThursday to justify her obnoxious selfie.

Viral Bitch by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

FTCE 

The Florida Teaching Certification Exam

The FTCE is ridiculous. It's a 4.5 hour long test.

FTCE by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022