Junkyard Pirate's definitions

Bugaboo

Something that causes fear or alarm.

And I will take any position, as long as it doesn't involve having sex with old ladies for money or bear traps. Those are my two bugaboos.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021

Independent Baby Man Dog

When your adult dog that is cute, cuddly, spoiled, treated like a loved baby, and is constantly at your side, is suddenly in the mood to be a strong independent man dog who don't need nobody.

We were cuddling all morning, and now Pooma has disappeared off on his own somewhere in the house being an independent baby man dog.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Alexis Celine King

The hottest, sweetest, funniest, kindest, most beautiful woman ever born. She'll tear your heart out when she's away because she's your world.

If I don't marry Alexis Celine King I might just die.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021

Obi-Bun Kenobi

The world's cutest bunny.

Obi-Bun Kenobi is easily the cutest rabbit I have ever seen.

by Junkyard Pirate February 24, 2022

Instagram Bitch

An Instagram bitch has an unreal lifestyle as they pretend to be famous. There Instagram contains nothing but selfies, expensive drinks and food, and photos from that one beach vacation she took. She might even go as far as staging photos or candids. They'll pretend they party every day and always have something exciting going on to hide the fact High School is over and no one gives a shit about them anymore and they have no real friends or skills.

Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Condom Sniffer

Just a real douchebag. DOUCHE to the max.

There's tons of douchebags in the world, but Wade is a real condom sniffer.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Purity Ring

A sure sign you're a little bitch brainwashed by religion.

Kyle can't bone his girlfriend because his idiot Christian parents make him wear a purity ring.

by Junkyard Pirate May 4, 2022