The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.
The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 09, 2020
Get the Anus tangerinus mug.While building a computing rig, you forget to connect the cooling fan correctly & your new Threadripper goes up in smoke
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 29, 2021
Get the AMD Fartripper mug.by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020
Get the Shit Coffee mug.Brahmasura (બ્રહ્માસુર / ब्रह्मासुर = ब्रह्मा + असुर) is a monster, a mythological character. He is believed to be a part of the male trinity in hinduism. He is supposed to have written the life script of all living beings & that everyone's life plays out as he has decided, across multiple lifetimes. Basically you are his slave. The lines on palm is called 'the script of brahma' & that you can read those lines & make a prediction about how a person's life will turn out. If you also believe all this, that also means he is the reason there is so much chaos & shit in this world because it's his plan that's playing out. So you are right if you want to blame everything on him. If you don't believe this shit, Brahmasura is not bothering you anyway.
Brahmasura is supposed to be author of Akashik records, if you believe all this. Your bitch ditched you? Your house caught fire? You got fired? Cops busted you for selling 1mg cocaine & you will be serving 20 years for that? Did the tarot reader & astrologer, both, already make such prediction about you? Well Brahmasura is to blame. Call him by whatever name you want to...
by Jumbled McGobbledygook September 02, 2021
Get the Brahmasura mug.People in certain cultures feed millet seeds to cows on certain auspicious festive days, like all they get to eat is tons of millets all day. Cows can't handle millets & the seeds come out whole in cow dung the next day, like its studded with tons of millets
Joanna: Hey I was planning to go to the Hare Krishna temple to feed millets to cows, wanna come along?
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets
Roxanne: Hell no, don't, you'll give them cows a bad case of turdmillets
by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 16, 2021
Get the turdmillets mug.Nattō is a traditional Japanese food made from soybeans that have been fermented with Bacillus subtilis var. natto
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020
Get the Natto mug.by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 03, 2021
Get the tangerine turd mug.