by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 08, 2021
When you underestimate someone's capabilities and spit at them thinking that they are the biggest delusional fools you have ever come across & then they prove their worth & you realize what a jackass loser you've been all your life who will amount to nothing & that people won't even bother spitting on your grave. Derived from Sputnik, Russian satellites.
Some Russians launched spitnik on Elon Musk's face when he tried to buy missiles from them for $4 million a piece.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 07, 2021
A device similar to a compass, but one that points to cunts in the vicinity instead of the magnetic north.
Jack Sparrow traded his compass for a cuntpass & a bottle of rum. Now he wonders if he has enough leverage...
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 15, 2020
Circumference of a turd
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a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
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a non SI unit of measurement, like one hand breadth or royal cubit. It the length of a turd.
turdologists measure turdcumference & collect data for the entire population
Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.
Jimmy has bought a farm in Massachusetts. It has a turdcumference of 22200 turds.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021
A bicycle with circular saw as wheels instead of rubber tires, you can modify your bike to easily run on ice. Pronounced as 'eye-sickle'. Synonymous with icecycle, icycycle etc.
Jason: Upon my bicycle expedition to arctic Canada, I couldn't ride my bike & my turd froze solid halfway before it came out. I called for help when my buddy bob build an icycle & got it shipped to me & thus I was able to finish my expedition. I could ride it & cut frozen turd with it. That's what I call a win-win situation. YouTube makes people do crazy things you know.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 26, 2021
A city in France that slowly got occupied by subsaharan muslim savages & converted all the outskirts into ghettos with makeshift tattered tents & high crime rates, living on government handouts. Some believe this happened because emmanuel macron turns a blind eye to this shit.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 21, 2020