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Definitions by Jumbled McGobbledygook

Modimwit 

A compound word formed by joining Modi + dimwit
Synonyms are dictator, pathological lier, false propaganda machine, authoritarian asshole etc.

He is a somewhat good person + complete asshole + dimwit turd, a mutant hybrid
Modimwit has over a billion bhaktchod followers. Their favourite passtime is bhaktchodi. Modimwit is a pathological lier but bhaktchods think otherwise. He is better than his predecessors though, by a wide margin. Modimwit likes to take credit for everything, I mean EVERYTHING.

fuckwinder 

Hey Fuckwinder why are you always dazed?

rump rampage 

Mike Adriano has been on a rump rampage since the beginning of time

turdpepper 

A variety of pepper known as rat's turd

Also a variety of Carolina reaper that is brown, and when looked at from a certain orientation, it looks like turdpile
Wanna have some turdpepper soup?

turdmare 

A nightmare where you dream of giant turdtowns & rivers of turd & turdmonsters chasing you
Sam: I just had a frightening turdmare yesterday

turdwrapper

the rectum
Isabelle's turdwrapper prolapsed & had to be stuck back in place at the hospital

William Mulholland

A self-taught Irish American civil engineer who was responsible for building the infrastructure to provide a water supply that allowed Los Angeles to grow into the largest city in California, which, since has been steadily transforming into Turdistan, where homeless people are firing their turdcannons on the streets, because they have no legit place for unloading their turdcannons
William Mulholland is turning in his grave