Jumbled McGobbledygook's definitions

Cuntman Sucks

A financial institution is Manhattan responsible for the 2008 financial crisis & for misleading their clients into making bad investments

Cuntisha was a star trader for Cuntman Sucks

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Cunterval

a break during a marathon sex session

They took a cunterval every 20 minutes

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

William TURDner

A perfect ass pirate. He is an Orlando Bloom lookalike.

William TURDner is starring soon in 'Ass pirates of San Fagcisco'

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021

Cuntrigger

Anything that triggers a cunt & awakens the cuntociraptor within

Cuntisha is in a cunty mood. Anything you say will act as a cuntrigger

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Malcolm Turdbull

Australian politician

Malcolm Turdbull was flushed out of his office

by Jumbled McGobbledygook February 17, 2021

Dotardess

feminine form of the word Dotard

Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

Cuntpeh

A Tempeh batch gone bad.

I was trying to make some Tempeh, but after 2 days I opened the food container & was surprised to find cuntpeh instead

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 26, 2020