Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Julian Mark Peter Bungard

Rampscalator

A rampscalator is an escalator, but instead of moving stairs, it's a moving ramp.

Rampscalators pwn escalators arses.

Rampscalator by Julian Mark Peter Bungard January 14, 2008

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hands

Hands are what you use to masturbate, you sick bastard.

"Did you watch that porno last night? I almost broke my hands and cummed all over the place."
"You sicken me..."

hands by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

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steve jobs

The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?

I wish to destroy Steve Jobs.

steve jobs by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007

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Star Wars

One of the most epic movie series ever created. The brainchild of George Lucas this series consists of two trilogies 4, 5 and 6 (the original) and 1, 2 and 3 (the new one).

Only four characters remain throughout all 6 episodes, R2D2, C3PO, Anakin Skywalker and Senator Palpatine/Darth Sidious/The Emperor. The most well known characters in this series would be: Yoda, Darth Vader, R2D2, C3PO, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Star Wars is also renowned for its creation of the Lightsaber, one of the best weapons ever created, it can be used to deflect blaster bolts, cut things, kill people, seal doors and pwn everything in sight.

I said my religion on the census was Jedi, does that show you how much I love Star Wars?

Star Wars by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007