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courtney love

A bitch who is not worthy of having forty-two entries to her name, which is why i'm writing this now, to make it 43.
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007
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thong

A sandal-type shoe that is often worn in Summer, especially in Australia. It is incredibly annoying to get it confused that piece of women's underwear. IT'S A G-STRING FUCKWITS!
American male: "ohhh dude, that chick's wearin thong."
Aussie male: "And? I wear thongs."
American male: "O rly? when?"
Aussie male: "When I'm feeling hot."
American male: "O_o.
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007
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88

The speed you need to travel at in order to travel back in time.
Oh shit the cops, quick get the car up to 88 we'll head back to 1975!
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007
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Star Wars

One of the most epic movie series ever created. The brainchild of George Lucas this series consists of two trilogies 4, 5 and 6 (the original) and 1, 2 and 3 (the new one).

Only four characters remain throughout all 6 episodes, R2D2, C3PO, Anakin Skywalker and Senator Palpatine/Darth Sidious/The Emperor. The most well known characters in this series would be: Yoda, Darth Vader, R2D2, C3PO, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Star Wars is also renowned for its creation of the Lightsaber, one of the best weapons ever created, it can be used to deflect blaster bolts, cut things, kill people, seal doors and pwn everything in sight.
I said my religion on the census was Jedi, does that show you how much I love Star Wars?
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007
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google

Fucking use google before you do something stupid.
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 28, 2007
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steve jobs

The moron who created Apple Computers, the computers for retards who don't understand how to use a goddamn PC, because they're so stupid that they think Macs are better because they look all pretty but in reality do jack shit. He is also responsible for Macs lack of a right click on the mouse, seriously WTF is up with that?
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007
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camel spider

A real-life head crab. These things are huge they jump at your face, scream and then eat you.
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard December 29, 2007
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