Jules Carrozza's definitions

Kojiro Abe

1. Pretentious
2. Pretentiousness
3. A 16 year old prick with a badly designed website who makes weird, unfunny films about puppets and big toes.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Kikaida

A badass mofo with an explosive temper and an obsession with Bob Sapp and the movie Troll. He also thinks the word "whore" is a friendly greeting.

Keep your distance from Kikaida, he bites..

by Jules Carrozza September 17, 2003

evangelion

1. The greatest, most ingenius anime show ever made. This show has it all, drama, a very intriguing philsophical nature, cute characters, awesome mecha and creatures.

Evangelion is the coolest fucking anime ever made.

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Ilpalazzo

The handsome, suave, sophisticated yet completely insane and egotistical overlord and head of the ideological organization Across.

Hail Ilpalazzo!

by Jules Carrozza November 30, 2003

yatta

1. A very, very bizarrly upbeat song by a band composed of a group of shameless Japanese men wearing nothing but disturbing fig leaf briefs.
2. A fanimutation based on the above song.
3. A Kojiro Abe music video based on the above song.
4. Japanese for "we did it!".

1. Everybody say Yatta!
2. That Yatta music video was freaking disturbing..

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

Mordor

1. A barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash, and dust, where the very air you breathe, is a poisonous fume.

Do you know way to Mordor? You've been there before..

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003

kaiju

1. A type of or relating to a type of creature exceedingly common in Japan. Usually over 200 feet tall, they are known to frequently wander into cities and cause massive real estate damage. They simply won't leave Japanese cities alone though they also have been seen in New York, Seoul, London and Coppenhagen before..

This has been Tokyo's third kaiju attack in two weeks!

by Jules Carrozza June 20, 2003