Juice's definitions

nig nug

Don't pay attention to the first defintion, that guy totally ripped me off. I created the word NigNug. It is actually not a racial slur, so to speak, but a McDonalds chicken nugget that can talk, and has the same facial features and ebonic speech as an African American man. Their favorite sauce to be dipped in is BBQ or Rock sauce. (made from Cocaine, baking soda, and pickle juice.)

It can also be used as a term of endearment for a friend or family member.

Example #1:

Juice: "Yo, let me get a 6-piece Nig Nug and some honey to dip em' in, bitchface."
Nig Nug: "You bettah nawt be dippin' my ass in no honey. Sticky ass shit, I'll whoop your ass you whitebread muthafuckah."
Juice: "Damn, NigNugs are picky."

Example #2:

"Yo, hand me that lighter so I can spark this blunt, my nignug"

by Juice March 29, 2005

bag of hammers

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.

Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.

by Juice March 9, 2005

box of hair

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.

That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.

by Juice March 8, 2005

gut scrambler

An extremely large penis. Used to describe the slosh made of a woman's reproductive organs.

I laid her down by the fire and proceeded to use the gut scrambler to rule that twat.

by Juice March 8, 2005

VFS

VFS is an acronym for the action of Violent Fist Shaking. Violent Fist Shaking is also closely related to Violent Dink Shaking, VDS. Violent Fist Shaking is the rapid movement of one's fist in a back-and-forth motion, often accompanied by the shouting of "Yesssss!"

In instant messaging *VFS* can be used to signify the users action. *VFS* can also be accompanied by "Yesssss!"

The action of VDS can also be used in place VFS.

1. Yesssss!

In instant messaging:
2. <Dink> Yesssss! *VFS*

by Juice March 2, 2005

VDS

VDS is an acronym for Violent Dink Shaking. Violent Dink shaking has long been thought to occur only in West Polynesia, however, this is not true. Dink shaking has long been a tradition of the Dink tribe which can be traced back to the late to mid 600s BC, also known as the "Dink Age." At first the tribe only practiced Dink shaking but after time it evolved into a violent act and has been ever since.
The exact date of this transition has not yet been discovered but it is widely believed that it was sometime around 1989-1990. It was at this time that the four Dinks were born. For more on the four Dinks and their identity please look up dink and find the definition about 4 people submitted by club4.

VDS can be used in many ways. It has also been used at times as just DS, to signify the non-violent variety of Dink Shaking, often used in peace keeping.

1. The re-written lyrics to "The Real Slim Shady" - Eminem.
I'm Slim Dinky yes I'm the Real Dinky, all you other Slim Dinky's are just VDS-ing. So won't the Real Dink Shaker please DS, please DS, please DS.

2. In response to a poor call by a sports official.
"Oh come on, that is total VDS!"

by Juice February 28, 2005

cambonics

The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.

Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.

by Juice January 27, 2005