Juice's definitions

gut scrambler

An extremely large penis. Used to describe the slosh made of a woman's reproductive organs.

I laid her down by the fire and proceeded to use the gut scrambler to rule that twat.

by Juice March 8, 2005

road head

to receive oral sex while driving a motor vehicle, usually on the interstate, but always more interesting while in heavy traffic

she was giving me road head and i almost caused a pile up when i blew my wad

by juice November 3, 2002

grundle

taint your balls and taint your asshole

stinky stip of skin between balls and asshole

by juice November 12, 2003

lackabeans

no balls, cowardly

man that dude is a pussy. he gotta lackabeans

by juice November 3, 2002

cambonics

The intentional restatement of language as it was originally presented by the author during a business meeting in an unsuccessful attempt to make oneself appear to be intelligent.

Cameron resorted to using Cambonics during our meeting this morning because he had no idea what to say when asked a question about marketing campaign management.

by Juice January 27, 2005

bullin

nice version for bullshittin

You aint got my money?Aw u bullin!

by Juice June 27, 2003

bag of hammers

An insult referring to either the stupidity/low intelligence of another, or the uselessness of an idea, remark, or person.

Other than giving a mean blowjob and wasting money on food for me, that nuthugger is worth about as much as a bag of hammers.

When she opens her mouth, it sounds like someone just dropped a bag of hammers on a cold, concrete floor.

by Juice March 9, 2005