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He wants you to jock him.
Jock by Judge dredd7 August 23, 2011

Mithras worship

Also called Mithraism is a religion that is a revival of the ancient Roman worship of the god Mithras.
He started out as a Persian god. And embodies the divine power of light. The religion is under the influence of Astrology, especially Hellenistic Astrology.
He is a solar deity who presides over the stars,planets, and other astronomical features of the celestial zodiac.
He was born from a rock on December 25. And his birthplace was visited by shepherds.
Mithras then goes forth to slay a bull from whom blood and semen new life emerges.
He is associated with the invisible forces of the universe.
Rituals in the religion are baptism,and communal meals.
Mithric initiates are sprinkled and purified with blood flowing from a sacrificed bull.
There are seven grades or levels in the religion. Corax,Nymphus,Miles,Leo,Perses,Heliodromus,and Pater.
He's into Mithras worship.
Mithras worship by Judge dredd7 August 23, 2011

Native American paganism

A group of religions that are a revival of the orginal Native American religions.
The largest number of people in these religions are Native Americans, but a large number of the general population have joined one or more of these religions.

Squeeze one out 

To go and shit.
I a be right back. I got a go and squeeze one out.
Squeeze one out by Judge dredd7 August 20, 2011

Orpheus worship 

A religion that is a revival of the worship of Orpheus.
He was a mortal poet and musician. His music was so beatiful that it entranced humans, gods and even animals.

When his wife Eurydice died he was so grife stricken he was alowed to desend into the underworld to bring her back. But he was warned not to turn around and look at her till they reached the Earth plane but he did anyway and she desended back into the underworld.
When he was in the underworld he learned the mysteries of the spiritual plane. That is why he is worshiped, because of his great knowledge.
Poetry written by him and/or in his name give instructions on how to purify the soul and how to have a happy afterlife and formulae for a safe journey.

In the Orphic religion it is said that dionysis wought the titan giants and was wounded and died, and was eaten by them,but the god Athene was able to save his heart which she gave to Zeus who swallowed it and absorbed his spiritual essance into his body and then fathered him with Semele. And so dionysis is called the twice born.
Zeus killed the Titan giants with thunderbolts for killing Dionysis, and the Orphic religion teaches that the human race sprang from the Titan's remains.
And that is why the human race rebels against the gods and at the same time have a divine spark from the flesh of Dionysis.
In the Orphic religion the underworld is a place of regeneration and rebirth through reincarnation until spiritual purity is reached.
He's into Orpheus worship.
Orpheus worship by Judge dredd7 August 17, 2011

Ass hole 

Ass hole by Judge dredd7 August 14, 2011
A term for a guy who likes to look at naked women and often goes to titty bars ect. So called because when he sees a naked woman it makes his eyes pop out.
He's a pop eye.
Pop eye by Judge dredd7 August 7, 2011