Juan's definitions

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

by JUAN October 19, 2003

bomb

southern cali term for tweak

I seen some tweakers getting bombed out in the hood.

by juan December 7, 2003

Nads

1. Testicles
2. Rhode Island School of Design Hockey Team

Look at those Nads
Go Nads! Go Nads!

by Juan October 12, 2004

Blunkett

v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.

'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'

by Juan December 3, 2004

Golba

The act of slaying thyne's brother with a tool shed

Did u watch RAW HHH Golba the shit out of Benoit

by Juan April 3, 2004

Porn Funk

The type of groovy music found on porn soundtracks.

I got a boner as soon as the porn funk started playing with those hot chicks in the video.

by Juan February 17, 2005

civic

Car driven by 99% of all Asians.

Watch out for that Honda Civic; an Asian is probably driving it.

by Juan April 14, 2005