Juan's definitions

Howl

a hella fucking long poem by alan ginsburg

Have you read "howl"? Its hella long!

by juan April 3, 2005

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

by JUAN October 19, 2003

Head Royce

A school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. EVER. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. It's a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from Auchwitz.

You're cute...Oh wait, you go to Head-Royce, nevermind.

by Juan April 8, 2005

jura

Police

Ey vato, look out for la jura up the street.

by Juan August 27, 2003

Porn Funk

The type of groovy music found on porn soundtracks.

I got a boner as soon as the porn funk started playing with those hot chicks in the video.

by Juan February 17, 2005

civic

Car driven by 99% of all Asians.

Watch out for that Honda Civic; an Asian is probably driving it.

by Juan April 14, 2005

yessenia

This defenition is used for a cool, volumptuious, fine kitty-cat who gets all the men, but is honorable to just one. This background comes from mid-eighteenth century in southern new york and traveled downward during the century to where it reached Cuba and is now mainly used in southern Florida.

" That chick is acting like such a yessenia. WOW! I don't want her, I want a bitch!!"

by Juan January 9, 2005