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Definitions by Juan

Porn Funk 

The type of groovy music found on porn soundtracks.
I got a boner as soon as the porn funk started playing with those hot chicks in the video.
Porn Funk by Juan February 17, 2005

yessenia 

This defenition is used for a cool, volumptuious, fine kitty-cat who gets all the men, but is honorable to just one. This background comes from mid-eighteenth century in southern new york and traveled downward during the century to where it reached Cuba and is now mainly used in southern Florida.
" That chick is acting like such a yessenia. WOW! I don't want her, I want a bitch!!"
yessenia by Juan January 9, 2005

Blunkett 

v. to dictate with blind optimism based on purely qualitative statements with absolutely no basis in fact whatsoever. It may or may not involve gross hypocrisy depending on what an adjudicator appointed by the 'blunketter' decides. You can make the definition circular by describing the adjudicator to the 'blunkettee' as 'independent'.
'Sorry, no Christmas presents for the bairns this year, love, the boss has blunketted our overtime, saying it protects us by complying with the European Working Time Directive.'

'Stop that, I don't like it, or I'll blunkett you! For your own good.'
Blunkett by Juan December 3, 2004

ghettocore 

when something is in fact ghetto to its core
Patman's boots were fucking ghettocore, then I tripped and almost fell.
ghettocore by Juan November 11, 2004
u r nu. "you are nu"
nu by juan October 25, 2004
Look at those Nads
Go Nads! Go Nads!
Nads by Juan October 12, 2004

firing squad

Coming from the game called butts up. If someone receives the "butts up" he or she must line up against the wall with their butt in the air and the other players throw baseballs at his/her butt.
Many kids are involved in a firing squad on the playground during recess.
firing squad by JUAN September 5, 2004