Juan's definitions

willbeism

A theory made by a small gang, which involves the subject of time and god.

I subscribed to the theory of willbeism

by Juan February 6, 2004

firing squad

Coming from the game called butts up. If someone receives the "butts up" he or she must line up against the wall with their butt in the air and the other players throw baseballs at his/her butt.

Many kids are involved in a firing squad on the playground during recess.

by JUAN September 5, 2004

Dfux

What the fuck? The fuck? The fuq?

Made famous during the 90's AOL chat rooms with the script kiddies.

Dfux is she wearing?

by juan March 18, 2015

cock nocker

someone that knocks on cocks

your mom is a cock nocker... she knocks on my cock

by JUAN October 19, 2003

Head Royce

A school where for 22,000 a year you can lose sight of everything truly important in life and be taught that 1) money is everything 2) you are better than everyone else ever. EVER. 3) you have to kill to get ahead. It's a guarantee you will make bundles of money someday but have the same amount of fun as a survivor from Auchwitz.

You're cute...Oh wait, you go to Head-Royce, nevermind.

by Juan April 8, 2005

CORT

A really attractive guy. A guy who get's more girls than seemingly possible by his looks.

That guy is soooo Cort.

by juan December 16, 2003

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003