Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb's definitions

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Eggplant+Peach

A simple equation to say when your referring to anal sex

Hey honey want to solve the equation of Eggplant+Peach?

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Midnight Encroachment

When a child walks in on their parents having sex

When Bobby walked in on his parents having sex, it was classified as a Midnight Encroachment

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Muffin

The term used by a women to compliment a big head of a penis during sex

Oh Johnny don’t pull out, your Muffin in there feels sooooooooo good!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Big summer blowout

When a girl cums in her pants so much it blows out of her underwear.

Hey why did you go home to change?
Let’s just say there was a big summer blowout

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Heteropolar

Being normal. Not a fag or a retard, just normal.

I identify as a cheetah!
I’m heteropolar!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018