Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb's definitions

Bagel Pick-Me-Up

When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.

Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.

IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020

Climatic

When a girl decides to me very dramatic with her orgasm climax’s.

She was being very climatic in bed last night

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Big summer blowout

When a girl cums in her pants so much it blows out of her underwear.

Hey why did you go home to change?
Let’s just say there was a big summer blowout

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Eggplant+Peach

A simple equation to say when your referring to anal sex

Hey honey want to solve the equation of Eggplant+Peach?

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Sword fight

When two males pull out there penis’ and hit one another.

We were up all night, but i won the sword fight!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

Sticky screen

When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone

Damnit, I have a sticky screen again

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018