Sticky screen

When you ejaculate and get cum on your phone

Damnit, I have a sticky screen again

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Spirit airlines

The worst airline in the world, they lose your luggage, spit on your shoe and jam the drink service right up your ass. The best part is you have to pay for that with there “low bare fare”

I had to fly spirit airlines, it was so bad!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Youngbloods

When children under 5 years old engage in sexual encounters.

Wife: Why did you separate the children?
Husband: Thoes Youngbloods were at it again!

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Big summer blowout

When a girl cums in her pants so much it blows out of her underwear.

Hey why did you go home to change?
Let’s just say there was a big summer blowout

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

A Pringle

When someone licks, sucks and crunches up a vagina

Do me like a Pringle daddy

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

God struck

When you are going through with an action and you stop in the act, and quit. The feeling that god is with you and that you are doing the wrong thing.

I was waxing my wife then I was god struck, I decided to go out for ic cream

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018

Zinker Pop

When the cartilage in your penis snaps

Dad bring me to the doctor, I had a Zinker Pop

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018