hedonist

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.

Hugh Hefner, duh.

by JS March 14, 2004

confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js May 13, 2005

topless

Being without one's laptop.

She would have looked it up on IMDB, but she was topless.

by js February 09, 2009

HNIC

Hockey Night In Canada.

Hockey Night In Canada's on!

by js October 22, 2003

Minneapolis

Minneapolis, Minnesota. A fairly large city built in a place where it can snow any month of the year except June, July and August and the temperature can reach as low as -40F/-40C during the Winter. The culture is a strange combination of liberal politics and relatively conservative family values. A strong sense of self-important nationalism is present in the local culture and many years ago the residents dubbed it the "Mini-apple" as though it is somehow a smaller version of the Big Apple, New York City.

I froze my ass off in Minneapolis while everyone kept telling me how great it was there.

by JS January 16, 2004

Havasu

Lake Havasu, Arizona. A wide spot in the Colorado River used for recreational water activities. Certain areas are known for outrageous, over-the-top, orgy-like partying.

You wouldn't believe what was going on at the sand bar in Havasu.

by JS January 16, 2004

actor

An, unrealistic, vain, and self-important person pursuing a career where he or she has a more than a 99.9999% chance of failure and less than a .0001% chance of getting rich and famous. Most often simply employed as a server at a restaurant.

Joe-Bob moved to LA to follow his dream of being an actor.

by JS January 17, 2004