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klashnekoff

UK Hiphop artist pronounced k-lash-nek-off. born and raised in hakney england an also known as rikochet klashnekoff. rikochet represents that this man will hit u with his lyrics from all angles unexpectedly, while klashnekoff represents the freedom to do what you want to do as many man can only acheive freedom through a klashnekoff rifle.

k k, lash your raasclart nek off/ i split u in half like a gunblast from lennox

by JS March 15, 2005

Scottsdale

Scottsdale, Arizona. Even though it is just a dry, hot and dusty place with no natural resources, people there are often snobbish and think it is a very prestigious place to live because it has a lot of man-made features like golf courses and it is more expensive than other places in Arizona.

Those girls we met in Scottsdale were superficial bitches.

by JS January 16, 2004

hedonist

Someone whose main goal in life is pleasure.

Hugh Hefner, duh.

by JS March 14, 2004

Fernet

Fernet-Branca liquer. An alcoholic drink with a cult-like following in some urban locales. Fomulated as a patent medicine in the 1800's, some claim it is like absinthe, but it is really just an after-dinner bitters liquer with the extra punch of a variety of 40+ secret herbs including some that are known to have psychological effects such as Saffron, Ginseng and St. John's Wort. It does seem to have some effect beyond just being alcohol but it's nowhere near as psychedelic or narcotic as it is rumored to be. Some people also consider it to be a great hangover cure.

I housesat for this guy in Hollywood and he had a case of Fernet in his liquor closet.

by JS January 16, 2004

appropriate

HAWT...as in off the hook bodacious, utterly bootylicious. A frickin walking hardon. Like... oh my god, i think i wet myself, because that is so frickin hawt!!!

how "appropriate" is that swim suit?

by JS March 19, 2005

confirming with the president

having a wank, using just the one hand

i decided to confirm with the president after finding this picture of your mother

by Js May 13, 2005

west county snob

Any people residing in the west county area of St. Louis, MO including Clayton, Ladue, Frontenac, Creve Coeur, Town & Country, Chesterfield, and Des Peres. These people genuinely believe that they are smarter, better looking, more funny, and all around better then everyone else on the face of the earth. They are all also very preppy. Everyone that lives further west and south west of Chesterfield Valley, are all (everyone) red neck and white trash and it is the truth. "you can take the man out of south, but you cant take the south out of the man."

look at dem west county snobs rollin round in they Ranges 'n Escalades.

by JS April 6, 2005