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gilligan

A girl dat looks good and dats a freak as well.
Hey Girl, is you gill?
Hey dat girl gill as hell!
by jp January 26, 2005
mugGet the gilliganmug.

jap-and-slap

An oriental massage parlor where men go for a hand-job and massage by an asian.
Let's hit the local jap-and-slap.
by jp January 23, 2004
mugGet the jap-and-slapmug.

ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.
'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"
by jp January 22, 2005
mugGet the pingmug.

beam me up

A way to say that you have made a final statement, rather than saying such as "fuck you" or "skippity bop pow", or "it's over, it's a scratch" Right Steve?
"I am not going to mow the lawn. Beam me up!"
by JP January 9, 2004
mugGet the beam me upmug.

dough kitty

Noun: A young kittenish man from Kansas of German descent. Likes playing Halo and watching crazy movies with JP.
EX: Look at Dough Kitty pole vault. What a stud.
by JP December 19, 2004
mugGet the dough kittymug.

PONTIAC

Fo sho' its a car. But it done got meaning son.
Po
Old
Nigger
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac.
Look at that fool. Thinks he's all that. He's got 20's on a godamn PONTIAC.

Fo' sho son. Holla out to the 804. JP out.
by JP February 1, 2005
mugGet the PONTIACmug.

jaypo

by jp January 4, 2005
mugGet the jaypomug.

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