GASTFU

The word GASTFU is and acronym for the newly-developed phrase "Gay Animal, Shut The Fuck Up" Used mainly by the highly sophisticated persons. :)
"GASTFU!!!" yelled the pissed schoolkid at his annoying teacher.
by JP December 06, 2004
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university of texas

also known as tu

students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed

Full of hippies and queers
the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas
by JP January 28, 2005
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Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 09, 2005
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Charo

Flamenco musician of the 70s. Holds the record for most guest appearances on the show "The Love Boat" and coined the phrase "cuchi cuchi". She recently appeared on the show "The Surreal Life 3".
Wow, charo has some huge boobies!
by JP January 30, 2005
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Juntti

A.K.A. Redneck. Slang. Finnish language equivalent for Redneck. noun or verb
Your shirt is so Juntti
by JP July 16, 2003
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loser cruiser

by JP November 18, 2003
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runt bag

A vagina that smells like runts
Hey liz your runtbag smells fruity don't you clean down there?
by jp January 14, 2004
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