Jp's definitions

ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

by JP May 8, 2004

Di

1) a total waste of human existence, even more so than any other possible waste of human existence.
2) a lover of the cock

Di? he LOVES the cock!

by JP November 5, 2003

sly fox

To inconspicuously pee sideways while walking forward --- usually occurs when a bathroom is not convenient and the group refuses to wait for you.

Steve sly foxed after leaving the party and got away scott free, but Toby peed on a tire and got himself arrested.

by JP May 13, 2005

Barenaked Ladies

1) By far the coolest band in a long time. Great songwriting, great singing, great band dynamic.

2) Entertainment in a strip joint.

1) Barenaked Ladies rock my world!

2) Barenaked Ladies rock my world!

by JP May 8, 2004

necronomicon

The book that causes and Army of undead to arise which Ash totally wastes with his mad ass chain saw.

by JP May 5, 2003

loser cruiser

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

by JP November 18, 2003

Fudge-packer

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.

Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.

by jp November 30, 2003