Fudge-packer

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.
Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.
by jp November 30, 2003
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box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.
Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.
by JP May 13, 2005
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JPirate

Noun: "amazingly awesome friend who has good taste in movies and music and will sit on your driveway with you and talk at 2/3 oclock in the morning, and who always lets you talk to her even if you dump a boatload of emotional crap that nobody else cares about on her" - Dough Kitty


See also: JP, oaojen
by JP December 19, 2004
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Perry System

A system used by federal agencies to track and indicate fiscal dates in a filing system.
According to the indicators of the Perry System this file is ready for archiving.
by JP January 06, 2005
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Suckadelicious

To admire or express a liking for something or someone
This food is suckadelicious
by JP January 20, 2005
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hegs wall

Laughably bad, random, or ridiculous resumes and other notes that people send into film production offices. Usually displayed on an office wall for the amusement of all.
David became highly embarassed when he saw his resume pinned up on the hegs wall next to an inmate's love letter to the child actor, a synopsis to an adult film called "Toy Story," and a picture of everyone in the office posing with a carboard cutout of Dean Cain as Superman.
by JP May 13, 2005
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Weeblelization

Your hommey, your shorty
Whats up my weebleization
by jp January 26, 2005
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