ferklempt

All worked up, on the verge of a breakdown.

"Oy Gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz."

by JP May 08, 2004

cum guzzeler

a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)

nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily

by jp July 06, 2003

sly fox

To inconspicuously pee sideways while walking forward --- usually occurs when a bathroom is not convenient and the group refuses to wait for you.

Steve sly foxed after leaving the party and got away scott free, but Toby peed on a tire and got himself arrested.

by JP February 26, 2005

bamma

One who acts like a punk; a shystee person.

That bamma said he needed gas money but he had a full tank.

by JP May 02, 2003

Barenaked Ladies

1) By far the coolest band in a long time. Great songwriting, great singing, great band dynamic.

2) Entertainment in a strip joint.

1) Barenaked Ladies rock my world!

2) Barenaked Ladies rock my world!

by JP May 08, 2004

friend zone

Where David is right now

Hey Dave, hows the friend zone?

by JP March 28, 2005

ultimate frisbee

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.

We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!

by JP June 28, 2004