Definitions by Josh McG

craptanic 

combination of Crap and Titanic. Similar in nature to "Hindentanic" meaning that something is so obviously flawed that it will fail on the first use. Coined in this connotation by me shortly after the movie Titanic came out, and has been in use ever since.

That craptanic went down HARD! (said of mousercatbot's first match in battlebots)

craptanic by Josh McG January 20, 2007

american conjunctivitis 

The process through which, Americans abuse their language, and generate words through random conjunctions. Usually redneck in origin, these words eventually become acceptable in society as a whole.

I.E. Ya'll/y'all; as in y'all come back now ya' hear?
you'ins see y'all.
fixinta; as in fixinta go put my gun away.
gosinda; as in 2 gosinda 4 twice.

By god if american conjunctivitis won't be the death of the English language...

american conjunctivitis by Josh McG January 19, 2007

craptacular 

Any public show that is known to suck, but has yet to fail. Often used to describe poor fireworks displays that were nowhere near as good as advertised.

"Man, that fireworks show last night in Roanoke was craptacular

craptacular by Josh McG January 19, 2007

sleeping japanese 

verb ~ The term used when a person might as well be sleeping naked because they are hanging out of their clothing anyways.

"Man, my girlfried freaked out because I was sleeping japanese."

sleeping japanese by Josh McG November 11, 2005