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I pwned JOO

for when you pwned n00bs, be it at the spongebob movie or on msn
by Josh March 1, 2005
mugGet the I pwned JOOmug.

fucknugget

A general insult that can be applied to anyone you find disagreeable. Ostensibly, a nugget of fuck.
Your dad is such a fucknugget.
by josh February 15, 2003
mugGet the fucknuggetmug.

criptard

1)A Cripled retard
2)a name you call people you dont like
Ya Criptard
by josh November 21, 2003
mugGet the criptardmug.

CRACKAFIDE

It means the same as "nigger-Riggen"...its when you get a flat tire and fix it with duck-tape...or use zip ties to hold up ur pants. (we use it when you amp up the flame on a ligter)
shit nigga...you crakafide your car...look at dat'. fuckin duck tape for a window...and i see the rims...NOW WHERE THE TIRES.
by Josh April 9, 2004
mugGet the CRACKAFIDEmug.

Carxy

Something that is crazy and screwed up at the same time.
Holy crap he jumped off that building man, he is carxy.
by josh June 1, 2003
mugGet the Carxymug.

oh dear

a more formal and less rude way of saying "buggar" or "bollocks" or even "mother fucker" i could go on all day in fact...shit,fuck,arse,cunt,dick sucking rat wipe...il stop now
oh dear
Freddy: Fuck theres a penis worm crawling out of my arsehole
Shelly: That can't be right they only come out your penis
Freddy: Oh Dear
Shelly: Dear Oh Dear
Freddy: Dear Oh Fucking Dear Oh Dear
by josh February 18, 2005
mugGet the oh dearmug.

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.
by josh March 26, 2004
mugGet the turnip kingmug.

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