Josh 's definitions

I pwned JOO

for when you pwned n00bs, be it at the spongebob movie or on msn

n00b, you suck, PWNED

by Josh March 1, 2005

fucknugget

A general insult that can be applied to anyone you find disagreeable. Ostensibly, a nugget of fuck.

Your dad is such a fucknugget.

by josh February 15, 2003

criptard

1)A Cripled retard
2)a name you call people you dont like

Ya Criptard

by josh November 21, 2003

CRACKAFIDE

It means the same as "nigger-Riggen"...its when you get a flat tire and fix it with duck-tape...or use zip ties to hold up ur pants. (we use it when you amp up the flame on a ligter)

shit nigga...you crakafide your car...look at dat'. fuckin duck tape for a window...and i see the rims...NOW WHERE THE TIRES.

by Josh April 9, 2004

Carxy

Something that is crazy and screwed up at the same time.

Holy crap he jumped off that building man, he is carxy.

by josh June 1, 2003

oh dear

a more formal and less rude way of saying "buggar" or "bollocks" or even "mother fucker" i could go on all day in fact...shit,fuck,arse,cunt,dick sucking rat wipe...il stop now
oh dear

Freddy: Fuck theres a penis worm crawling out of my arsehole
Shelly: That can't be right they only come out your penis
Freddy: Oh Dear
Shelly: Dear Oh Dear
Freddy: Dear Oh Fucking Dear Oh Dear

by josh February 18, 2005

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004