Josh's definitions

tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

by Josh March 26, 2004

tie one on

Get drunk.

Me and my friends picked up a couple cases of beer so we could tie one on.

by Josh August 9, 2003

Greatone

Clark Lemke.

''Hey Greatone want some funny apples?''
''Hey Greatone come for your beatin'!''

by Josh July 24, 2003

Og

Has come to mean any verb. Derived from mispelling the word "go"

"I am gonna og to the store."
"Did you og the game last night?"

by Josh March 11, 2005

Yev

Short for "Yeviticus." A man of unearthly bone structure and modelesque features.

That Yev would make a beautiful homecoming queen.

by Josh October 21, 2003

Squeezel

A Squeezel is something that one must like and or love, no related to any furry woodland creature. Commonly used in the form "squeezel" or "ilikesqueezels". Not a common name for a Korean game player. Rarely is it used in conjuncation with a clan or guild abbreviation.

Can be used in many creative forms, not recommended for use by AOL users.

by Josh November 29, 2004

a wrinkle in her dollar

finding out a girlfriend or previous sexual partner has an STD.

I am scared because I found out my ladyfriend had a wrinkle in her dollar

by Josh October 19, 2004