by Josh November 14, 2003

cum that comes out of your dick when:
A) Your having sex
or
B) Your jackin off to a nice website that can't give you herpies
A) Your having sex
or
B) Your jackin off to a nice website that can't give you herpies
by josh February 06, 2004

by Josh March 08, 2005

What you are when you're chillin' with your b/f or g/f and they blurt out something like "it kinda feels like we're a married couple." Can bring severe pain, but usually just a nagging annoyance that you might be one of those young people that acts like a codger.
Ashley and Dylan were hanging out last night when Dylan told her that he felt like they were married. They're so pseudomarried
by josh August 30, 2005

This is a sweet variation of the kangaroo punch. Instead of straight missionary, switch it up to 69 and then pull your feet up and kick that chick in the face.
When I was taking care of a bitch downtown, and she was taking care of me downtown I kangaroo punch 180°'d that slut
by Josh December 13, 2004

I know he has a girlfriend, but he works as an interior designer and loves musicals! He's totally GOP.
by Josh April 12, 2005

by Josh December 02, 2004
