Josh's definitions

hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 3, 2004

Furbyboy

A bunch of retards who use this forum for a purpose for which it was not intended.

Hello, I'm Furbyboy, and I am a god-damn motherfucking cocksucking sonofabitch. Hi!

by Josh January 3, 2004

flaven

The word flaven is a most wonderful and amazing word. A flavorful word meaning a nerd, a person who is single-minded or accomplished in scientific or technical pursuits but is felt to be socially inept, or a person with an unusual or odd personality; The word originates from a character created by Jerry Lewis during his early years with Dean Martin, and, more recently, from a popular animated character in the Simpsons, Professor Frink (Who ironically can also find his roots in the same original source). Professor Frink, the crazy mad scientist, as well as the earlier Jerry Lewis character, are the epitome of geekdom. There are many variations of the word Flaven. Flavin, Flaven-hoyven, Iven Flaven, and GLAVENHAVENMOYVENSCHLOYHEYY!! are just a few examples. Another popular variation is Flaven-Maven, or Maven-Haven. In addition, Glayhaywayven, blavenoyven, gloyvenshmoyven, glutenhoyway, and heyheyheywaywen are strangely popular. A proper pronunciation of flaven requires that the speaker say the word with the utmost urgency, so that the listener can truely grasp the importance of the word. Spoken with a wide-eyed glare and a dramatic tweaking of the vocal chords, this and other similar words not only will provide years of pleasure and joy to you personally, but will delight and stimulate those around you with the heart to embrace it. The next time you see a skinny kid hunched over a computer, glasses thick enough to burn out his corneas with the light of the monitor, in a half-dazed drooling display of eerie sedation, sneak up behind him and in your most commanding tone, yell out "FLAVEN". Yes, Flaven. Sure to propel your maven skyward in a true display of utter havenwaven.

"Well, it should be obvious to even the most dim-witted individual who holds an advanced degree in hyperbolic topology, n'gee, that Homer Simpson has stumbled into.... the third dimension. bhay-gn-flaven!"

by Josh January 3, 2004

liphair

Used to determine whether a middle-eastern female has reached puberty. See also Unibrow.

Wow! The amount of liphair on that Iranian girl leads me to believe that she is not only particularly unattractive, but also over ten years of age.

by Josh January 3, 2004

Unibrow

Unsightly growth extension of the eyebrow, forming what appears to be a single eyebrow which extends beyond the normal eyebrow range. Used in conjunction with Liphair (see description) by male members of Middle-eastern countries to determine whether a female of same origin is of consentual age.

Akbar, my good friend..Look at the unibrow and liphair on that fine Afghani woman. Indeed she is the most beautiful hairy mass I have laid my eyes upon.

by Josh January 3, 2004

roman warrior helmet

Invovles placing one's testicles over the partners eyes while placing the penis over the bridge of the nose. Similar to arabian eye goggles.

My girlfriend loves my roman warrior helmet.

by Josh January 4, 2004

1-9

Gang ran by a nazi namedtent with a bunch of blacks and wiggers...

1-9 reppin, homie..

by Josh January 5, 2004