Josh's definitions

fraitors

Fraitors are people that were your friends and betrayed you.

"Jessica,I can't hang out with you..your a fraitor,you told the principal that I was smoking weed in the bathroom.

by Josh October 24, 2004

Lovesock

a sock used to masterbate with.

Splatman is a no pussy getting mofo, he uses a lovesock.

by Josh October 31, 2004

atlanta braves

Major league baseball team synonomous with choking, much like Latrell Spreewell.

The Atlanta Braves lost again?!

by Josh October 31, 2004

edgerrin

new school running back plays for the colts

edgerrin james is the ####

by josh November 1, 2004

TSOL

tsol sucks i hate them with a passion there a bunch of blood fucks that think there good i know so many better bands like these:peter & the test tube babies,crass,totalitar,the cadgers,clit 45,u.k subs,the havoc,crucifix,skrewdriver,appendix,kaaos,suicidal tendencies,Aus rotten so go fuck off tsol and suck my dick

I SAW A tsol cd so i took a shit on it

by JOSH November 6, 2004

Sitka

Sitka is the former capital of Alaska and the place where a sly fox of a man named Seward basically stole the afformentioned Gloryland from the Russians. The capital has now been moved to Juneau, but Sitka remains a Mecca to tourists and kelp alike. Perhaps it's the intense level of beauty, perhaps its the intense shoddiness of everywhere else in the world; something sets Sitka apart.
(Perhaps it's the ocean...)

According to rock music legend Bono, the word "Sitka" is thought to have been derived from an almost unintelligable line of lyrics in a popular Depeche Mode song. However, the origin of "Sitka" as word is still under hot debate, most citizens of the contiguous US believe it comes from the sound trees make when they explode during a spring thaw. Still others argue that is actually from the Alaska Native phrase, Shee-Atika.

"Sitka IS the capital of nothing, but Juneau sucks ass through a straw, so I guess that makes it even."

by Josh November 7, 2004

Wet Lucy

When you fart when your' ass is a little moist and it makes a loud sticky wet sounding noise. Can also be when you have diarhea and you fart and get a little wet surprise.

"Oh my god! Did that boy just let off a wet lucy?!?!?!"

by Josh November 9, 2004