Josh's definitions

Sitka

Sitka is the former capital of Alaska and the place where a sly fox of a man named Seward basically stole the afformentioned Gloryland from the Russians. The capital has now been moved to Juneau, but Sitka remains a Mecca to tourists and kelp alike. Perhaps it's the intense level of beauty, perhaps its the intense shoddiness of everywhere else in the world; something sets Sitka apart.
(Perhaps it's the ocean...)

According to rock music legend Bono, the word "Sitka" is thought to have been derived from an almost unintelligable line of lyrics in a popular Depeche Mode song. However, the origin of "Sitka" as word is still under hot debate, most citizens of the contiguous US believe it comes from the sound trees make when they explode during a spring thaw. Still others argue that is actually from the Alaska Native phrase, Shee-Atika.

"Sitka IS the capital of nothing, but Juneau sucks ass through a straw, so I guess that makes it even."

by Josh November 7, 2004

Crit

To have relations with a friends girlfriend.

"Hey man, lemmie crit yo shit"

by Josh April 8, 2004

Jyeah

A super-cool version of yeah, used in super-cool situations. Also, an exclamation when ultimate orgasmic happiness is reached.

Roddy: Dude, I just totally boned the captain of the cheerleading squad!!

Josh: Aww jyeah!

Both: JYEEEEAAAH!!!!!!

by Josh September 22, 2003

DoucheSnozzle

1.Something that sounds like it could be a german Liquore
2.Another word for douchebag

Random joe. Lets go get some doucheSnozzles!

Dumbass1. Your a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass2. Your mom is a dirty butt slut!
Dumbass3. Fucking douchesnozzles...

by Josh February 16, 2005

BBM

The initials that stand for a woman with extremely large breasts. B=Big, B=Boobs, M=McGee. Therefore, B+B+M=Big Boobs McGee.

"Dang man, check out BBM over there!"

by Josh March 5, 2005

suxxor

Really sucks, denounces a person of their dignity.

You really suxxor!

by Josh April 22, 2003

turkey gobbler

when a woman's clitoris hangs down and looks like the gizzard of a turkey's neck.

Lauren was wearing a bikini and her turkey gobbler was hanging out the bottom

by JOSH April 5, 2005