Josh's definitions

cmq

TechVicks Husband and a super gay guy. Likes walks in the park and laying on the beach at night.

cmq is TechVicks husband. He loves to play with his drive shaft.

by Josh July 4, 2004

fuckin asshole

n.
1. Any one of any of my ex-girlfriends current or new boyfriends, that date them after I do.

Derived from ancient term "fucking asshole son of a bitch... fuck-rag" used by man to describe his ex-girlfriends new boyfriend.

My ex-girlfriend Lindsay's boyfriend Ryan is a fuckin asshole, I wish he would get drunk and stumble into traffic.

by josh July 7, 2004

BASTARDS

The plural of bastard in reference to any and all New York Yankee's fans.

Those bastards won the world series again, FUCK ME, do I hate the Yankees!

GO RED SOX!!!

by josh July 7, 2004

wackymacs

a computer programmer, usually playing computer games 49hours a week and working the rest of the time on creative and innovative Mac OS X software.

a computer programmer, usually playing computer games 49hours a week and working the rest of the time on creative and innovative Mac OS X software

by josh July 8, 2004

fannylicker

Someone who is extremely dumb... and licks fannies.

You are such a fannylicker.

by Josh July 9, 2004

decimanihhilate

decimate + annihilate

Nothing survives this, nothing. No traces are left on anything, and usually that anything is gone too.

This explosion will be big, no one will remember it, because if you can see or hear it, you'll be decimanihhilated along with everything else around it.

by Josh July 9, 2004

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004