Josh's definitions

dump truck

To pull out before ejaculation during heterosexual intercourse and dump your load on her rather than in her in an attempt to avert pregnancy.

Boy was she pissed when I pulled the old dump truck on her cause she wants my baby.

by Josh August 28, 2006

Chinstrap99

Often ugly,a fat faced dude whom loves hot men and calls them "brother," Often associated with cults and brainwashers.

Don't listen to him, he is a chinstrap.

by Josh January 25, 2004

miserable failure

see: george w bush or fucktard

man, that guy was a miserable failure.

by Josh June 12, 2005

atlanta braves

Major league baseball team synonomous with choking, much like Latrell Spreewell.

The Atlanta Braves lost again?!

by Josh October 31, 2004

nacho cheese

Cheese that isn't yours.

Thats nacho cheese fool.

by josh June 29, 2003

lollerpwned

The most humiliating defeat. The only honor-compensating action after you've been LOLLERPWNED is suicide. In ancient days, Samurai who suffered defeat were forced to commit suicide because the shame was believed to be physically unbearable. being LOLLERPWNED is that X lYke 300000!!!11

"d00d, I like screamo."
"like what?"
"You know, story of the year and atreyu"
"You wouldn't know screamo if Daughters knocked on your door with their instruments in one hand and their LSD in the other."

LOLLERPWNED

by Josh December 9, 2004

The President

a very stupid person who runs the most powerful country in the world

my brother, George W. Bush

by Josh August 3, 2003