Definitions by JormanThoad

Well, I'm a writer.

Said ruefully when no one gets the joke.

No one understands that Shakespeare is just Edwardian Cinemax? Well, I'm a writer.

Well, I'm a writer. by JormanThoad November 13, 2018

Three. Words. Here. 

Like an action movie poster, the generic marketing convention that adds excitement to any endeavor.

We have to blow the client away. We need Three. Words. Here.

Three. Words. Here. by JormanThoad November 7, 2018

give me my guitar back 

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.

"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"

give me my guitar back by JormanThoad September 11, 2018

I can make a guitar sing 

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

I can make a guitar sing by JormanThoad August 21, 2018

always be hot dog 

Be balls-out with all your endeavors.

"Always be you. Always be extreme. AND ALWAYS BE HOT DOG."

always be hot dog by JormanThoad July 31, 2018

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

I'm not moving to Burbank by JormanThoad June 18, 2018

I would stand in line for this 

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.

A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.

I would stand in line for this by JormanThoad May 24, 2018