33 definitions by JormanThoad

genitalman

A gentleman, but with balls.

"Opens the door for her, pays for dinner, and fixes the cable? What a genitalman."

by JormanThoad March 14, 2019

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give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.

"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"

by JormanThoad September 11, 2018

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friend of the show

Friends you can count on to pitch in when stuff goes wrong.

"Like late night hosts can look to trusted pals to fill-in when big shot guests don't fulfill responsibilities, I can always count on Jordo to have my back. He's a friend of the show."

by JormanThoad March 09, 2017

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donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.

"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."

by JormanThoad March 10, 2017

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can you tell me where's the candy?

The old days, when this was your biggest problem.

"Man, I can't deal with any of this! Remember when our biggest problem was where the candy aisle was in a grocery store? CAN YOU TELL ME WHERE'S THE CANDY?"

by JormanThoad July 22, 2020

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comparably pedantic

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

by JormanThoad February 24, 2017

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classic brenda

When somebody does something well-within their predictable norms.

Come on, he called in sick to work on his birthday. CLASSIC BRENDA

by JormanThoad December 31, 2016

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