JormanThoad's definitions

Space Ireland

When you're done with dating.

"I have had it with men. I'm going to Space Ireland!"

by JormanThoad December 22, 2017

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock

Everybody wants it handed to them.

Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

by JormanThoad October 15, 2019

explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.

"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"

by JormanThoad September 11, 2018

allcapslord

That one guy who insists that using all-caps is just emphasis as long as Zuckerberg doesn't have an italics function on Facebook.

"ALLCAPSLORD? Legendary outlaw? He's not yelling, that's just EMPHASIS!"

by JormanThoad May 7, 2019