read the thread

When the question has already been answered.

"Who's the best James Bond? Sean Connery, of course. Read the thread."

by JormanThoad September 14, 2020

I can make a guitar sing

Talking anybody into anything.

"It's a metaphor. If I can make a guitar sing, I can make you do anything."

by JormanThoad August 21, 2018

comparably pedantic

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

by JormanThoad February 24, 2017

Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock

Everybody wants it handed to them.

Do good work first and worry about the honey later. Everybody wants to be a rockstar, but they don't want to rock.

by JormanThoad October 15, 2019

donuts and whiskey

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.

"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."

by JormanThoad March 10, 2017