Definitions by JormanThoad

jedisplain 

Constantly talking about STAR WARS movies to an uninterested audience.

"Man, Dave will NOT stop jedisplaining about Luke in the last movie. That dude needs a girlfriend."

jedisplain by JormanThoad May 2, 2018

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre 

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

just like last night, only better

You rock, no one is saying different.

"Oh my God, you were amazing. Do it again; just like last night, only better."

just like last night, only better by JormanThoad February 20, 2018

Space Ireland 

When you're done with dating.

"I have had it with men. I'm going to Space Ireland!"

Space Ireland by JormanThoad December 22, 2017

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see 

Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.

"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."

Honey, I never drive faster than I can see by JormanThoad September 1, 2017

shenanigans man 

That friend of yours who gets everyone else in trouble.

Shenanigans Man got me to crash that bachelorette's party last night and now I'm late for work.

shenanigans man by JormanThoad May 23, 2017

explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

explanation is joke murder by JormanThoad April 19, 2017