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jedisplain

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Constantly talking about STAR WARS movies to an uninterested audience.
"Man, Dave will NOT stop jedisplaining about Luke in the last movie. That dude needs a girlfriend."
by JormanThoad May 2, 2018
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Being absolutely useless coming and going.
"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."
by JormanThoad February 28, 2018
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Space Ireland

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When you're done with dating.
"I have had it with men. I'm going to Space Ireland!"
by JormanThoad December 22, 2017
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Telling your girlfriend you'll never cheat on her.
"Oh, sure; your roommate is adorable... but. Honey, I never drive faster than I can see."
by JormanThoad September 1, 2017
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shenanigans man

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That friend of yours who gets everyone else in trouble.
Shenanigans Man got me to crash that bachelorette's party last night and now I'm late for work.
by JormanThoad May 23, 2017
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If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.
I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.
by JormanThoad April 19, 2017
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