JormanThoad's definitions

noted nofuns

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.

I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.

by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

shenanigans man

That friend of yours who gets everyone else in trouble.

Shenanigans Man got me to crash that bachelorette's party last night and now I'm late for work.

by JormanThoad May 23, 2017

mister positivity

You know me; I can't complain.

"OMG, she broke up with me because of the Rona. But Mister Positivity is still out there, swinging. Too bad the bars are closed."

by JormanThoad July 14, 2020

comparably pedantic

When two assholes try to out-asshole each other in an Internet bitch fight.

"If your statement was never supposed to be read as anything more than a synonym for 'Russia is not good and not our friend' then sorry for being comparably pedantic, I guess.

by JormanThoad February 24, 2017

I would stand in line for this

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.

A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.

by JormanThoad May 24, 2018

Space Ireland

When you're done with dating.

"I have had it with men. I'm going to Space Ireland!"

by JormanThoad December 22, 2017