explanation is joke murder

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.

I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

give me my guitar back

When somebody does something unforgivable and irredeemable.

"Goddammit! You slept with my sister, man! Kurtzman, give me my guitar back!"

by JormanThoad September 11, 2018

one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre

Being absolutely useless coming and going.

"This radio gets no reception and is absolutely useless. It's like one of my ex-fiancees was in musical theatre."

by JormanThoad February 28, 2018

shenanigans man

That friend of yours who gets everyone else in trouble.

Shenanigans Man got me to crash that bachelorette's party last night and now I'm late for work.

by JormanThoad May 23, 2017

just another tuesday

Par for the course. When something outrageous happens and a blase attitude is adopted in the face of it.

"I went out to the car to find I have two flat tires. Just another Tuesday."

by JormanThoad February 22, 2017

noted nofuns

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.

I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.

by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

I would stand in line for this

Anything that means everything to you for any reason.

A chance to tell my first girlfriend I know what I'm doing now? I would stand in line for this.

by JormanThoad May 24, 2018