Definitions by JormanThoad

bikinis and spacesuits 

The little extra metaphorical zing your project needs to show you're earning your paycheck.

"You know what this presentation to the boss needs? A little more bikinis and spacesuits."

bikinis and spacesuits by JormanThoad April 19, 2017

noted nofuns 

Friends of yours who shit on everything, no matter what.

I thought this party was great, but noted nofuns Mitch and Jimmy had to harsh on it.

noted nofuns by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

thanks, lee 

That guy who tries to top a joke that's already been made.

Lee doesn't get the comedy pyramid. There's set up, rising action, punchline. Lee keeps going after the joke's been made. Thanks, Lee.

thanks, lee by JormanThoad March 21, 2017

donuts and whiskey 

Sarcastic response to a query as to acceptable payment for a job.

"Are you kidding? I'd do that for donuts and whiskey."

donuts and whiskey by JormanThoad March 10, 2017

friend of the show 

Friends you can count on to pitch in when stuff goes wrong.

"Like late night hosts can look to trusted pals to fill-in when big shot guests don't fulfill responsibilities, I can always count on Jordo to have my back. He's a friend of the show."

friend of the show by JormanThoad March 9, 2017

die, earth bitches 

The war cry of our new alien robot overlords. Humans use it sarcastically when frustrated.

"Steve in Accounting just told me to unplug my computer and all its peripherals. Isn't that an IT thing? DIE, EARTH BITCHES!"

die, earth bitches by JormanThoad March 7, 2017

paper marvel

A way for enthusiasts to distinguish which superhero world they are referencing. The difference between "paper marvel" and "movie marvel" is the difference between published comics and the films.

"Man, I love the paper Marvel version of the Avengers better than the movies. So much more rich history."

paper marvel by JormanThoad March 3, 2017