by Jordan Stevens May 17, 2007
Major League Baseball. It is North America's only professional baseball company. It consists of 30 teams, with two leagues; American League and National League. 14 teams are AL and 16 are NL. The MLB's championship is known as the World Series, where the AL champion plays the NL champion in a best-of-7 series.
Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:
back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.
now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.
*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*
Right now, baseball has become very serious in people's lives. For example, if you are a San Francisco Giants fan, and you go to see them play their arch-rival, the Los Angeles Dodgers, at the Dodgers home turf, you may wind up hurt. Heres an example:
back then:
(At Dodger Stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey man, the Giants are gonna kill the Dodgers tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Haha, I dont know about that bro! We'll see.
now:
(At Dodger stadium)
SF Giants fan: Hey bitch, the Giants are gonna fuck the Dodgers up tonight!
LA Dodgers fan: Fuck you bitch, the Dodgers are gonna rape the Giants.
SF Giants fan: What did you say, motherfucker?
LA Dodgers fan: You heard me.
*SF Giants fan and LA Dodgers fan get into fight*
by Jordan Stevens May 01, 2007
1. A company by General Motors, known for the H2. It's also a gas guzzler
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis
2. A blowjob when the girl hums on your penis
Cara: Hi Jordan! What's up!
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.
Jordan: Nothing much. What about you?
Cara: Oh nothing, I just got a brand new Hummer H2.
Jordan: Oh, cool. You know, that thing is a gas guzzler, so, to pay for gas, you're gonna have to give Hummers to guys for money.
Cara: Ummmm... ok... so-
Jordan: Here's 20 dollars. Now give me a Hummer.
by Jordan Stevens May 23, 2007
Street Fighter's tribute to Bruce Lee.
Fei Long is a Kung Fu action movie star who seeks to test his skills by facing true opponents. Fei Long has no projectiles, as he is a close range fighter. Usually, he is looked upon as a lower to mid tier character. However, Fei Long can be deadly in the right hands.
His three special moves are the Rekkaken (which can be stringed up to three times), Rekkukyaku (aka Chicken Wing) and Shienkyaku (Flame Kick).
The Rekkaken (QCF + P) is a special punch that can be stringed together up to three times for a quick combo. A good Fei Long player will need to use Rekkas often. The Rekkas are also known to have good range, as Rekkas will slide Fei towards his opponent.
The Chicken Wing (HCF, UF + K) can hit overhead on crouched opponents, and is a good way to start off combos. The RK Chicken Wing can usually get Fei over projectiles.
The Flame Kick (RDPM + K) is his AntiAir move, and can be used for wake ups. When stringed into combos, Flame Kicks can work wonders.
Fei Long might sound difficult to master, and I wont lie - He's not the easiest to use. However, he's very fun to play as, and plus he's simply badass.
Fei Long is a Kung Fu action movie star who seeks to test his skills by facing true opponents. Fei Long has no projectiles, as he is a close range fighter. Usually, he is looked upon as a lower to mid tier character. However, Fei Long can be deadly in the right hands.
His three special moves are the Rekkaken (which can be stringed up to three times), Rekkukyaku (aka Chicken Wing) and Shienkyaku (Flame Kick).
The Rekkaken (QCF + P) is a special punch that can be stringed together up to three times for a quick combo. A good Fei Long player will need to use Rekkas often. The Rekkas are also known to have good range, as Rekkas will slide Fei towards his opponent.
The Chicken Wing (HCF, UF + K) can hit overhead on crouched opponents, and is a good way to start off combos. The RK Chicken Wing can usually get Fei over projectiles.
The Flame Kick (RDPM + K) is his AntiAir move, and can be used for wake ups. When stringed into combos, Flame Kicks can work wonders.
Fei Long might sound difficult to master, and I wont lie - He's not the easiest to use. However, he's very fun to play as, and plus he's simply badass.
My favorite Street Fighter character is Fei Long, because he's fun to play as. He's also like Bruce Lee, and Bruce Lee was the shit.
by Jordan Stevens March 10, 2009
For Example:
Ay Man I seen a Corvette today, that Bitch was loud!
Or
Dude that hat is sweet, let me get that bitch!
Ay Man I seen a Corvette today, that Bitch was loud!
Or
Dude that hat is sweet, let me get that bitch!
by Jordan Stevens April 18, 2007
1. Tim: Wow. Look at what that guy is doing out of that broad.
Brad: Yeah man, that guy has no remorse for her.
2. Brian: Hey! Have you ever heard No Remorse by Metallica?
Danny: Hell yeah! That song is awesome. I believe the chorus riff was the inspiration for the song in Doom's first level?
Brian: Yeah, that's true.
Brad: Yeah man, that guy has no remorse for her.
2. Brian: Hey! Have you ever heard No Remorse by Metallica?
Danny: Hell yeah! That song is awesome. I believe the chorus riff was the inspiration for the song in Doom's first level?
Brian: Yeah, that's true.
by Jordan Stevens March 04, 2008
1. N. In video games, especially more tactical ones such as SOCOM, a statement made by you or your teammate which lets your team know about something
2. V. Similar to the above def, expect in a verb form.
3. V. to challenge somebody, or question their success or something like that
2. V. Similar to the above def, expect in a verb form.
3. V. to challenge somebody, or question their success or something like that
1. (On Desert Glory)
smoke420: Alright guys, we got a guy in Middle Building, Top Floor. Chuck some nades up there.
dragonman45: Alright, I'll do that. *dragonman45 fragged JAYCEE with M67 FRAG*
dragonman45: Got him. Good call out, smoke.
2. (At the beginning of the match)
LOWKEY: If you guys see any thing, call that shit out!
Rest of team: Ok!
3. During lunch, everyone heard Andrew call out Chris. Everyone stopped talking and listened in. Turns out Chris fucked Andrew's sister.
smoke420: Alright guys, we got a guy in Middle Building, Top Floor. Chuck some nades up there.
dragonman45: Alright, I'll do that. *dragonman45 fragged JAYCEE with M67 FRAG*
dragonman45: Got him. Good call out, smoke.
2. (At the beginning of the match)
LOWKEY: If you guys see any thing, call that shit out!
Rest of team: Ok!
3. During lunch, everyone heard Andrew call out Chris. Everyone stopped talking and listened in. Turns out Chris fucked Andrew's sister.
by Jordan Stevens January 20, 2009