Definitions by Jordan Miller

wanksturbate

Formed by combining the two words 'wank' and 'masturbate.'; The same meaning as masturbate.

Tom's wife doesn't have sex with him very often, but he always finds time alone to wanksterbate.

wanksturbate by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005

HGTV 

The boring channel you always see your mother watching on Sunday Mornings.

Dammit Mom, HGTV is the most boring on tv, I wanna watch the GOLF channel.

HGTV by Jordan Miller April 24, 2005

Typo

Semen. To ejaculate.

I made a Typo all over the floor!

Typo by Jordan Miller April 23, 2005

manky 

The name of a white furry Pokemon with a snout

I tried to capture a Manky in my Pokeball, but it escaped!

manky by Jordan Miller April 23, 2005

thunder thighs

The nick-name Given to Chun-li by her friends and family.

Her name is Chun-li, but we just call her Thunder Thighs.

thunder thighs by Jordan Miller April 23, 2005

Straddle the Bench 

A Term used by my former homosexual Gym Teacher, Mr Quay

It means to jack your tally on a gym bench

Jim was straddling the bench in from of timothy

Straddle the Bench by Jordan Miller February 26, 2004