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HND stands for Hemorrhaging Neuter Dance.

It is a tribal dance involving the castration of oneself and then dancing about in agony, or glee - depending on which is felt.

The HND is amazingly cost effective, a great way to express yourself, and is certainly entertaining - but can be messy and sadly, can only be done once.
Francis: HND!
by MemeRuiner June 08, 2009
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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HND stands for Horizontal Naked Dance on the website SparkLife. It is a euphemism for sex employed by both the site's paid bloggers and its users.
In this example, a SparkLife user is writing to the advice columnist Auntie Sparknotes for help.

LW: Auntie, I want to do the HND with my boyfriend but I don't want to get pregnant.
Auntie: When you decide to HND, it's important to use protection! Here are some HND-safety resources.
by nobody8888 June 27, 2011
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Hard-Nipple Disorder

Used on guys who's nipples pierce their shirt or are unnaturally hard
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Horizontal Naked Dance. Code word for sex.
Sparknotes is a popular website that calls sex the HND in order to stay user-friendly with their younger users.
by Stella959 June 27, 2011
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