HND 

HND stands for Hemorrhaging Neuter Dance.

It is a tribal dance involving the castration of oneself and then dancing about in agony, or glee - depending on which is felt.

The HND is amazingly cost effective, a great way to express yourself, and is certainly entertaining - but can be messy and sadly, can only be done once.

Francis: HND!
Louis: FRANCIS! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

HND by MemeRuiner June 8, 2009

HND 

HND stands for Horizontal Naked Dance on the website SparkLife. It is a euphemism for sex employed by both the site's paid bloggers and its users.

In this example, a SparkLife user is writing to the advice columnist Auntie Sparknotes for help.

LW: Auntie, I want to do the HND with my boyfriend but I don't want to get pregnant.
Auntie: When you decide to HND, it's important to use protection! Here are some HND-safety resources.

HND by nobody8888 June 29, 2011

HND 

Horizontal Naked Dance. Code word for sex.

Sparknotes is a popular website that calls sex the HND in order to stay user-friendly with their younger users.

HND by Stella959 June 29, 2011

hnd 

Hard-Nipple Disorder

Used on guys who's nipples pierce their shirt or are unnaturally hard

Oh God, Dausin's hnd is kicking in

hnd by wcardytree December 14, 2019

HND 

HND stands for Happy New Day.

It is a celebration of the passing of 11:59pm into the next day. Often, races occur in which the first person to notice the passing into the new day and say HND, are the winner.

A common misinterpretation is that of the Hemorrhaging Neuter Dance, a farcical celebration made up for the purpose of filling the acronym HND.

HND originated in the late-night conversations between high school students.

< time= 00:00 >
R: HND!
A: You too.
K: Damn, you beat me again!

HND by Corexiun. June 19, 2009

hnd 

HND is a commonly used abbreviation for 'Have A Nice Day'.This usage is much popular In chartrooms and social networking websites.

-hey,U going???
-Yaa,got to go buddy
Bye
Take care
hnd

hnd by Genious Devil October 23, 2008

HND 

hot 'n' delicious

person1: this sandwich is hnd.
person2: that was my nickname in high school!

HND by superbaddude2 July 30, 2012