Jonathan's definitions

spife

It's a spife. Spoon and knife combined.
Duh.

CIA Agent: The victim appears to have been spifed several times in the neck.

by Jonathan December 11, 2003

Flashwing

A hipster. Don't mess with this guy cause he's so cool, he'll blow you mind like the nickel shine, boy.

Damn, man. You are so FLASHWING it's not even funny.

Or

Who's that guy coming up in my place thinking he's Flashwing or something?

by Jonathan August 24, 2003

Freak den

An area, typically an establishment, where people so weird they'd be turned down by the circus gather and attempt to socialize.

I wouldn't go to that bar if they were handing out free beer! It's a freak den!

Man, Harvard Square is such a free den.

by Jonathan January 13, 2005

perminary

A temporary solution that has been implemented on a permanent basis.

That constuction trailer has been in use for years and has become perminary.

by Jonathan July 28, 2004

rewie

The Define God

You: Rewie!
Stupid Kid: Who?
You: REWIE!!!!!!
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May Rewie Bless You

by Jonathan January 19, 2004

Homestar Runner

1. The star of the best cartoon, Flash or otherwise, to ever exist.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.

Oh Hewo. Stwong Bad could not make it today, so I will be taking his place. My name is Homestaw Wunno.

by Jonathan October 16, 2003

Zonda

The coolest OT member evar, he's so cool, people actually let him postwhore and stuff

Zonda, from OT, is the new god of life

by Jonathan September 8, 2004