hoose

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"
by Jonathan June 19, 2006
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moé

Bastardization for quebeckers of "moi".
C't'à moé ça!.
Donne moé ça.
by Jonathan January 29, 2004
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smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.
I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.
by Jonathan February 08, 2003
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Freak den

An area, typically an establishment, where people so weird they'd be turned down by the circus gather and attempt to socialize.
I wouldn't go to that bar if they were handing out free beer! It's a freak den!

Man, Harvard Square is such a free den.
by Jonathan January 13, 2005
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baddiel

Baddiel is a term given for a very unfunny comedian or one who believes he/she is funny but really isn't.
We all piled into the minivan and made our way to Bracknell to see Donna McPhail doing stand-up. At one point during her act, she asked if there was a doctor in the house. There was. He replied "Yes, now tell me if there is a comedian?" She was sooo bad she was a Baddiel.
by Jonathan June 23, 2004
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recoil

Recoil is what I have to do with my penis after urinating so it will fit back into my jeans.
JUST HOLD ON! I will be out as soon as I recoil my penis and zip my jeans.
by Jonathan September 21, 2004
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Tribal

To engage in immature and destructive activites due to boredom
Some of my friends throw eggs at cars late at night; they act so tribal sometimes.
by Jonathan October 02, 2003
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